#ht.intro

[anivorybird-blog]

hi, hello. my name is sophie, a cross-eyed buffoon that takes pleasure in making the weirdest faces and gets paid to pretend to be fictional characters. there’s quite a big possibly I’m one of the weirdest brit’s you’ll ever meet and i’d just like to apologize in advance for it. I honestly never really know how to write these things to accurately describe myself, so if you actually wanna get to know me, then feel free to befriend me via the wonderful world of google hangouts, or leave your sn below and I’ll come peep your way with some serious conspiracy theory or kitten paws talk. actuallytimmyturner

[mcgeeky-blog1]

my name is alistair and this is why i hate baltimore. also, if you're wondering why my url is mcgeeky is because my fellow residents watched too much grey's anatomy.

[tiredwarlord-blog]

Gway, 40, musician, comic book lover, dad to an extraordinary 8 year old named bandit, New Jersey native. I played in a band once upon a time and now I write comic books and do weird shiz. @zleeplord

[izghastly-blog]

Hello my name is David but you can call me Ghastly. I make EDM music and cause chaos on stage with my friends. hmu @ izghastly (◕,,,◕)

[poetsav-blog]

Yo. I’m Savannah but you can call me Sav. I make videos and some say I’m a writer/poet too. I like to think of myself as a slug but a fashionable slug. It’s also my birthday in 2 days so if you wanna bake me a cake that would be cool.

[donewhavindreams-blog]

it's me, dad, i found the wifi password. 

jk 

i'm pete wentz. and i'm someone's dad but probably not yours. accomplishments include: making some music and making some tiny humans. plus tricking my hot ex-wife into dating me again. 

feel free to talk about any of these things or nothing at all at xcrystalballemoji on gh!

[baronvonbubble-blog]

hey guys! 👋🏻 i’m phil, the youtuber that your 12 year old cousins are always ranting and raving about. I’m an author, uni graduate, and i just turned 30, so hold off on the old man jokes please! 👴🏻 you can find me at your local craft services table, eating sweets until @hobbitboye stops me. 🍰 you can always talk to me at hearteyescatemoji regarding just about anything, i love to listen and i’m super nosy😸

[icouldusesun-blog]

‘ello I’m perrie! perrie said like perry (the platypus), also like perry (steve), and also like perry (katy)! I’m a wannabe, tries-too-hard hippie but my heart’s in the right place so I think that’s all that matters, thank you very much. I probably think the world of you (yes, you) because I believe every human being (barring a fare few meanies) deserves unconditional love from a blonde weirdo. message me on gh (itsararity@gmail.com) and we’ll chat about the stars and/or dogs. x

[wearyboi-blog]

you don’t get a picture of me because...trust issues, i guess. whatever. you still get a picture of my eye, though. it’s a pretty decent-looking eyeball if i do say so myself. anyways, you dearest reader can call me D and find me on hangouts as @ wearyboi if you’re feeling like nancy drew and wish to know more about me. 

[uhh-lisa-blog]

The queen of anti-social media is here with an important public service announcement: My name is Elisa Yao-Stumph. Not Elizabeth, Alyssa or Eliza. If it’s too terribly hard to pronounce, just call me E. I avoid the spotlight at all costs and I am lucky enough to have a son and daughter just as cute as my husband, If not cuter.

If any of your interests include dogs, engineering or Regina Spektor, I’ll be at wowzayaoza@gmail

[ancientruined-blog]

let’s try this again, yeah?

hello hello. i’m tyler joseph, the vocalist for that one band missing 19 pilots. that’s a lie, we’re missing 21. josh and i can’t fly a plane. you can find me drinking red bull or napping during my free time. maybe even petting a dog. now this intro was probably the actual worst but i’d like to think that i’m not as boring as my intro so if you’d like to test that theory out feel free to talk to me on hangouts at skeletonings

[derangedmemer-blog]

hello my children!     my name is zelda, and as much as i’d like to, i have no affiliation with the kingdom of hyrule...i know, how disappointing. you can call me emo mum and talk to me about all things weird if you so please. also, invite me to a concert and you’ll have my heart forever.  ( gh: @derangedmemer ) 

[paledano-blog]

hello friends, my name is paul and i’m somewhat of an actor. you’ve probably seen my weird looking face in films like little miss sunshine, swiss army man with that harry potter kid, or the most recent film i was apart of called okja. (streaming now on netflix !!!) i like to think i’m a pretty nice guy, so if you’re interested in making a new friend you can find me at memphiscame on hangouts.

[canteatlettuce-blog]

hi my name is declan and one time while i was having dinner with my family i saw a dog outside the dining room window and got so excited that i started choking on a noodle. @goldenretrieveme

[pineappizza-blog]

hey everyone, my name is zac farro. i’m a drummer for paramore and i also got another project going on called halfnoise. i’m /that/ one annoying guy obsessed with aesthetics. i like sleeping for 12 hours and eating lasagna for breakfast. i’m always joking about the most random things so if you’re down for that come chat on gh @ hashtagpassionfruit. 

[pawnstarsfanblog-blog]

i’m sylvia and i do several things but my only real title is full time dog mom. i’m also a film major which means i’m no fun at all to watch movies with, but please invite me anyway. my greatest talent is knowing absolutely useless pop culture trivia. my gh is dyinginamerica if you’d like to watch me fail miserably at human social interaction.