#i almost perfer those AUs to the 'kata@ng never happened' ones

[johnskleats]

raise your hand if you married and had children with your first SO (started dating circa. 13/15 years old)

bonus points if you weren't allowed to pass on your cultural heritage to your children and gave up your sense of identity beyond motherhood

if you accomplished nothing significant past the age of 15 you get a prize (divorce)