#i am SURE i wouldn't be cut out for being a professional musician now

[bettyfrommars]

Betty, I come begging to you.

Your writing is top notch, your smut is delicious - please write us something sexy about playgirl eddie!

You can read the fic I wrote for this request here

🥹We need it don't we? We need something, that artwork made my uterus explode. I'm sure others will as well, but let's give it a shot, I have some brainstorms.

Just throwing some ideas out under the cut ❤️

Okay, so, what are we thinking? Now, I don't know if the artist meant for it to be a clever play on the famous Peter Steele Playgirl cover from 1995, but I'm going to assume it is rooted there for my own self-indulgence 🧎‍♀️

In the 1995 Playgirl with Peter, he posed with a woman in some of the shots, and I'm thinking maybe that could be reader posing with Eddie for the photoshoot? Just so happens there is some serious, instant chemistry between the two of us and we manage to keep it professional until the cameras are done, and then we can't even make it out of the building before we are sneaking into the dressing room to get it on. We assume it was just a one-time thing, but Eddie ends up getting our number and inviting us to the show that weekend.

OR the same scenario but with the photographer or set designer. There is obvious chemistry, but we feign disinterest because we are just so gosh darn professional and wouldn't be caught dead dating another musician. The way we ignore Eddie's flirting drives him crazy, and we end up having a bit of a forced proximity moment when we can't take the heat any longer and end up giving in to his mouth.

OR something that has nothing to do with the actual photoshoot and is just playgirl!Eddie existing in the world. He didn't want to tell you his real name when you met because he doesn't always want to carry the weight of being rockstar Eddie---and he wants someone to care about him for something other than status. But then you see the magazine cover and end up realizing who he actually is. Not sure how the rest of that would go, but it's just a bite.

Or playgirl!Eddie needs to have his cock hard for the nude photos, and you are the one who helps him keep it that way off camera. It turns you on watching him pose, and so you play with yourself secretively, and then when the shoot it over, you're able to finish each other off.

What am I even doing?

Look what you've done to me 🫠💦💦💦

Also, I love you, whoever you are Nonny.

[firelord-frowny]

Anyway, I think I’m overdue for complaining about how I’ve had to live my whole life in the exclusive company of people who are not interested in anything i’m interested in, in a place where nothing interests meeeee. 

i literally ALWAYS wanted to just... be a naturalist of some sort. Climb mountains! Scuba dive! Explore caves! Hike the Appalachian trail! Go camping in the middle of nowhere! Live on a homestead someday! Learn to hunt! Learn to grow my own food! Learn to gather food from The Wild!! 

But when I was a wee child, no adults in my life wanted to do any of that kind of stuff with me. And like... obviously a 10 year old cannot go camping by theirself. Obviously a 15 year old can’t just go off and climb a mountain without an adult teaching them how. 

So I just... never had the opportunity to pursue any of it. :( 

And now as an adult, sure, I COULD just hop up and join some outdoor enthusiast clubs or something. I could go to meetups and whatnot. I could even just... go do the shit I wanna do by myself (but i WOULDN’T do that because uhhh doing wilderness stuff alone is dangerous lmao almost literally everyone who’s ever been attacked by a large predator was alone when it happened).

But I don’t feel like I have the confidence to actually do it. :( I feel scared and unsure. And i just really really really really wish I had gotten to include that stuff in my life from a younger age so it could have become part of my identity instead of just a ~fantasy~. :(