#i am mostly joking because i think Ed would have found Stede fascinating anyway

[ofmd-alsaurus]

never forget that Ed and Stede owe their entire relationship to Izzy...'s treacherous lying ass.

"I explicitly told him Blackbeard desired his company." first of all, you're a liar. second of all, you're so very stupid for not realizing that this is like catnip designed specifically for Ed and you're just inviting him to roll around in it.

"you can go suck eggs in hell, was his response, I believe...." oh, Izzy....... you really thought you did something there. Well you did! the opposite of what you intended!