#i am once again projecting my tranness onto zoro and the omegaverse

[spock-smokes-weed]

been thinking a lot about Nami dragging Zoro into some kind of maternity boutique, partially to tease him and also because she knows he has no idea how to shop. And when they go in it's all frilly dresses and pastel colors, and all the other shoppers there are pretty women. Zoro very quickly gets overwhelmed, and when he sees that the male omega section is pitifully small, he runs and hides in the changing room to freak out in peace.

Nami got so excited over all the fashion and talking to the boutique ladies that she almost missed Zoro running off. Nami realizes that she may have miscalculated on whether this store would have anything that Zoro would have enjoyed. She sits outside the changing room to try to talk him down and apologize for roping into something that made him so uncomfortable.

Zoro laments how he doesn't want to have to wear skirts and frills now that he's pregnant. He just wants to stay Zoro and not be shoved into a box with high fem maternity clothes. Nami reassures him that they'll be able to find the right clothes for him and that she should have been more considerate before dragging him into the boutique.

Zoro calms down enough for them to leave the store and rejoin the others, and a week later Nami takes him shopping again at a place that has clothes much more his style.