#i am severely disappointed we didnt get to know more about tatyana

[astral-dragons]

Best moments in I, Strahd (but it's mostly Strahd being a dramatic bitch):

"I could scale this tower instead of taking the stairs, but I'm wearing my nice clothes today sooo..."

"At least you wore black for the funeral." "I always wear black. I just like wearing black." "... You do look good in black" "Right??"

Strahd wins the award for worst wedding gift ever.

"Lord Strahd? What happened to Sergei?" (too busy being an emo motherfucker to respond)

"Lord Strahd! We're under attack!" (too busy being a horny motherfucker to respond)

"Well, the love of my life may be dead and her corpse mysteriously gone, but at least the bats have accepted me as one of their own."

That very awkward interaction where Strahd just chucked a letter at a dude's face and ran away

Strahd becomes a furry, aka "On all levels including physical, I am a wolf. awoo"

The implication in chapter 8 that whenever Sergei and Tatyana went out for like. a romantic thing together, Strahd came along with them ("I can't believe it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your brother Strahd.")

"I can't BELIEVE this man would take Tatyana into his home and treat her as family just so he could betray her trust and MARRY her. What kind of monster does that??"

Every time Strahd goes "This is it. This is how I die" like, he's just ready to give up on life at the drop of a hat