#i am so unwell about the duck song trilogy OK?

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jesser. yuou won't believe what i got. THE DUCK SONG 2 BY BRYANT ODEN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The woman said, "That's it! The next time you ask for grapes, I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duct tape. Do I make myself clear?!" The duck said, "Yes, dear."

the cornerstore woman is so much cooler than the lemonade man. 'cause unlike him, SHE actually has fucking proof that she can and WILL follow up on her threat. and the duck understands this. and he fucks right off! and then the following day, instead of asking for grapes again, he asks for GRAPE CHAPSTICK! WHICH THEY DO HAVE!!! and the ONLY REASON he didn't actually get any was because he's a DUCK he doesn't have MONEY! HE REQUESTED FOR IT TO BE PUT ON HIS BILL! as opposed to when the lemonade man finally caved and got the duck some grapes, and the duck went "Hmm, no thanks!" and LEFT. that duck respects the cornerstore woman WAY fucking more than the lemonade man.