#i assume whole kingdom things qingcang is ace or only into men (probably 1 man only lol - shamgque) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mejomonster · 2 years

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I love shangque he's a true bro, the nicest most loyal kind guy and an excellent servant to have. Then also he think qingcang is gonna ask him to sleep with him and is just like I'm ur Bro but u just told the women to leave and I'm not sure I'm ready for u to ask me to sleep with you I'm not sure I can handle!! That!!

Then he realizes its Xiao lanhua and is like oh thank fuck!! Crisis averted! I don't have to contemplate if I'd truly do anything for my best friend into sexy territory! I can go back to being just a bro!

Then qingcang is feeling emotions anyway and he's like! Well it's not sex requests but what the HECK DO I DO how do I help him? can I even help?? Do I just. Nod along??? Oh fuck oh man this is a mess a messssss I'm just gonna nod along and agree with him when he acts weird. It's probably what he'd prefer u-u

#love between fairy and devil #that scene where dongfang qingcang (lanhua) sends womrn away then calls shangque is so funny #i assume whole kingdom things qingcang is ace or only into men (probably 1 man only lol - shamgque)#cause qingcang is bathed by men. cares nothing for women as enjoyable company (excepf lanhua later) and only really is friends with #shangque. so shangque gets called and suddenly oges thru 7 seven stages of oh god my boss #is gonna ask me to sleep with him #and is comtemplating in a speedrun if he feels its appropriate or not to bang ones boss

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