#i bought $2 cookies from the coles bakery section bc their best before date was today so why not i dont mind them | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

raisethe-velvet · 6 months

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i feel like people with parents who get mad at them for literally every fucking thing tend to be better at lying (me) (i have mastered the art of not even lying literally just not telling them shit)

#i bought $2 cookies from the coles bakery section bc their best before date was today so why not i dont mind them #i gave some to my brother and he fucking mentioned it when my parents asked what he'd eaten today #and then they got mad at me bc “those cookies taste like shit” well you didnt have to eat them #i literally made brownies what more do you want from me #and my mum had the nerve to complain about THOSE too bc “you didnt use enough nuts” WELL MAYBE I DONT LIKE TOO MANY NUTS IN MY BROWNIES FFS #i see the thing about how kids with strict parents r better liars etc etc but my parents arent even strict #theyre just opinionated and stuck up about everything

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