#i can just imagine it now... barton fixing whoever the other muse in question may be's mask because they ' missed a spot ' like dude | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mad-hunts · 5 months

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okay, but real talk, y'all... who's gonna invite barton over to do masks and gossip with them? because i know he's VERY morally atrocious, but i just know that he likes to take care of himself and would also be a fan of learning new blackmail material about people at the same time, so i promise he won't try to pull anything at a hangout like this JSJSJ he'll be enjoying himself too much to do evil after all LMAOOO

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#i can just imagine it now... barton fixing whoever the other muse in question may be's mask because they ' missed a spot ' like dude #it's not that serious BUT he also wouldn't do it maliciously so it's honestly kind of funny NGL LOLLL he'd just do it-#because they're buddies now y'know 💀 JSJSJ and then he'd start talking about how terrible of a kisser this guy he went on a date with-#was or something likeee do you really have to do 'em like that ( the answer is yes he has to do them like that ) and gradually just descent #into talking about the more ' juicy ' gossip with this muse by telling them about how much of a uppity jerk he thinks scarecrow is or-#something but while using a fake name for him like idk ROBERT and... i'm not even sure where it'd go from there but now even i am-#in interested in the story xDD so yeah. if your muse is even a littleee bit interested-#in being friends with barton y'all should totally do a scenario like this with me 👀 no pressure though!! only if you want to

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