#i can only freak out abt one boy at a time and its carlos' turn tonight i guess

[effervescentdragon]

Lando and Charles are mega simps, but on completely different ends of the scale.

Sebastian having Charles wrapped around his finger (☝️ hehe), and Charles not even trying to put up a fight. All puppy eyes, praise and degrade kink.

While Lando’s completely whipped for Carlos (understandable) and later Daniel. But when he doesn’t get his way, he turns into a absolute twat. Even Twink Tamer Valtteri doesn’t touch that English mess, and he’s taken on GEORGE. When Carlos signed with Ferrari, heartbroken Lando began pushing him away. Daniel comes in, Lando gives him the cold shoulder, “you’ll never be Carlos!”. Now Daniel is leaving, and Lando is down. So. Bad. Simp!

It makes me wonder why Carlos magic doesn’t work on Charles. Maybe Carlos is too young for Charles…?

Listen, anon, im a seb girlie first and foremost, sebchal is my bread and butter and honey and everything, i wrote a 3k essay on it thats how insane i am, and i dont really pay attention to dando, tho i do enjoy an occasional good carlando. But you've caught me in a moment where i have to adress specifically the last part of the ask, and a picture is worth a thousand words, and im on a 10 picture limit, so. 10k coming at you rn.

which part of this, uh, exactly isn't working? 😳🙈😹

All the hugs to you, i've enjoyed you calling charles a simp, my 'Charles As The Fandom Bicycle' agenda must flourish! 🥰

[effervescentdragon]

...have you seen pierre in the Tux yet?

Maybe? Around, here and there on tumblr. I have not perceived it yet, however. 😌🤭🥰