#catfb agenda

[effervescentdragon]

Lando and Charles are mega simps, but on completely different ends of the scale.

Sebastian having Charles wrapped around his finger (☝️ hehe), and Charles not even trying to put up a fight. All puppy eyes, praise and degrade kink.

While Lando’s completely whipped for Carlos (understandable) and later Daniel. But when he doesn’t get his way, he turns into a absolute twat. Even Twink Tamer Valtteri doesn’t touch that English mess, and he’s taken on GEORGE. When Carlos signed with Ferrari, heartbroken Lando began pushing him away. Daniel comes in, Lando gives him the cold shoulder, “you’ll never be Carlos!”. Now Daniel is leaving, and Lando is down. So. Bad. Simp!

It makes me wonder why Carlos magic doesn’t work on Charles. Maybe Carlos is too young for Charles…?

Listen, anon, im a seb girlie first and foremost, sebchal is my bread and butter and honey and everything, i wrote a 3k essay on it thats how insane i am, and i dont really pay attention to dando, tho i do enjoy an occasional good carlando. But you've caught me in a moment where i have to adress specifically the last part of the ask, and a picture is worth a thousand words, and im on a 10 picture limit, so. 10k coming at you rn.

which part of this, uh, exactly isn't working? 😳🙈😹

All the hugs to you, i've enjoyed you calling charles a simp, my 'Charles As The Fandom Bicycle' agenda must flourish! 🥰

[effervescentdragon]

Sorry to still be on this but Seb!! In the height Grill the grid video just so convinced he was right going no he's not. He's not. We are the same height. My dude!!!!! You were teammates for 2 years! We all seen the photos! Charles is definitely taller than you! How did you miss that (again it's the baby girl coding and Charles uncanny ability to always look up to people). Its very funny to me. Ask the engineers... Ok but when they confirm Charles is taller your gonna look a bit silly

its because charles was so heart-eyed for seb he made himself smaller so that he could look up to him

its also because seb mostly remembers charles on his knees

:)

[effervescentdragon]

Charles Lance to me, at first, sounded like you took 2 names out of a raft bowl? However anon I am now considering it!! I will say it's not hard to convince me of ships cause I'm mostly a fan of Hotie4hotie and they fit that mould. They probably have some tension and there's some lore (with Lance's dad pushing against signing Charles to prema earlier to avoid having him on the same team as lance and possibly foreshadowing him). I see it now, you have opened my eyes a bit ngl

i am glad my inbox is bringing people together and opening up the horizons, it makes me very happy.

HOWEVER,

[effervescentdragon]

how about charles/daniel too? 🧦

hi katie ily 🥰 imma answer all the asks when i can properly word what i think bcs some need more energy than i currently have but this one ive just lately talked to a beloved friend about and figured out why this just doesnt work for me, and i also figured out something else.

see, i like rbr!boys, but i dont like them all. i also just realised now that me and my mom have a disturbingly similar taste in men. you see, she couldve married this very nice smart guy, who finished med school properly, is a doctor, reasonably intelligent, an actual nice guy who was worshipping her. Instead, she marries this too smart for his own good roguish asshole bastard with limited capacity for unrestrained love (wife, parents, kids) who bends the world to his will with his charm and smarts.

ANYWAYS, danny just doesnt work for me like that. rbr danny? yes, when he still had that rogue bastard capacity. as the yrs progressed, he just... diminished. so i just cant take him seriously in my Charles As The Fandom Bicycle Agenda with The Bulls To Be Ridden ;)

also i like to make Danny suffer? something about the smile and the cracks and how it breaks over and over again. just like Jenson my beloved 🥰✌️😇

hope this makes sense! hugs ❤️🫂

[effervescentdragon]

As also a charles fandom bicycle truther, one of the most overlooked chips is charles/lance

Like they definitely fucked in austin

personally,

HOWEVER; YOU DO YOU ANON!!! SHIP ALL THE SHIPS

[effervescentdragon]

Your lovely anons may have some points but they're not going to make me reconsider my stance on charles falling for him, maybe he just loves the sexual tension and the resulting sex and would go to any lengths to get that dick!! And he looks at everyone with heart eyes so that's not here or there

that is completely fair anon!! everyone's shipping preferences are personal and they should all be respected!

the heart-eyes are the libra in him. we are all terrible flirts and craving attention :)

[effervescentdragon]

if i were ever to write a gangbang it would have to be a rbr gangbang bcs my.mind is just Like That