lemonmimimimilk · 11 months ago
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Team of the centuries!!💥💥💥
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crastlefolke · 3 years ago
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no no you dont understand i adore skizz and mumbo's brief team-up in last life:
-bumping into each other at the rocktapus which tango built right at the start. mumbo freely admits to stealing from it regularly to which skizz is like "huh tango was wondering where his stuff went" and proposes they team up.
-trying to barter, then threaten, tango out of his enderpearls.
-"this is the worst fight ever skizz- we are the least threatening people [...] hey skizz look what i've done i've planted wild berries on his exit!" "NICE! you're in trouble now buddy!"
-coming up with ways to be "extra evil" and despairing that they aren't at all menacing
-the goat convo: skizz: i did some damage, i don't blame you at all- lizzie: you blew up a goat. skizz: i- yeah i did. mumbo, scandalised: wait skizzle, you blew up a goat? skizz: well... its was a misfire on the tnt canon... mumbo: you didnt tell me this before we became friends- this- this is the sort of information that you kind of bring up at first meeting- *cut* mumbo: - i can't believe you blew up a goat-
-accepting a trade to do the "easy and consequence free" task of killing etho in exchange for obsidian, despite already having stolen tango's diamonds for a pickaxe so they could mine the obsidian on top of scars hill.
-"when mumbo and i get the jump on etho and he kills us both are you gonna feel a little bit bad?"
- this fucking conversation: mumbo: why did i do this deal for obsidian? we literally crafted me a diamond pickaxe and we were going up here to get obsidian. skizz- why didnt you stop me, why didnt you stop me from making that deal? skizz: i- i dont know what i was thinking- mumbo: i got excited! i got excited at the prospect of a deal and having my southern friends again! no!
-trying to sneak about but mumbo blows up creeper revealing them instantly much to skizzle's annoyance. "i- oh -what- that was not covert at all! put on some slippers-"
-apologising for intruding then taking it back cos they're supposed to be mean red lives
-"OH YOUR MESSING WITH KATNISS EVERDEEN HERE! WOOOO"
-*dramatic music stops as skizz destroys crops* "am i gonna be a nice guy and replant this?" "...no! absolutely not" *dramatic music continues*
-trying to threaten team B.E.T who just scoff at them
-"can you just give us a vote of confidence for once"
-mumbo: skizz, i will see you in a little bit, i've got some errands and things to run- skizz, stuck on top of a pillar with grian's angry wolves circling around him:
this all happens in like fifteen-ish minutes btw. i wish they stuck around longer they may not have been the most competent but they were the most comical.
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