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toytulini · 15 days

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saw fanart yesterday that i was ehh on

but it brought me to the conclusion that, if shrek was a lesbian, if shrek was a woman, i think she would be exactly the same as canon movie shrek, actually, and in fact. to the point, she would be so indistinguishable, that i can no longer be convinced that canon movie shrek isnt a he/him lesbian, and im excited to rewatch all the movies through the lens of percieving shrek this way. i think it will be based. excited.

#toy txt post #okay i think this post is sufficiently distanced from dunking on the fanart so i dont have to banish it to the drafts #have you no love in your heart for bald lesbian shrek?#smh turning him into a lesbian should not be that scene in shrek the third where they pluck his brows and put him in a wig #disclainer the fanartist is in their rights to draw whatever they want to draw yadda yadda i know #i simply think the fanartist is wrong ♡ also weird to choose to draw a scene with human fiona. instead of ogre fiona #idk i think i was approaching in slightly worse faith last night when i first saw it and im feeling more forgiving now.#maybe theyve drawn other scenes with ogre fiona and thats just the one that made it on my dash. idk #i did scroll through the shrek the third tag specifically looking for the scene where they dress him and fiona up #and saw the far more unforgivable sin of an edit of shrek with defined abs. far more haunting. no shrek of any gender would ever have abs #fuck i dont even think the human version of shrek that was specifically supposed to he conventionally attractive had fucking abs #i was also being unfair last night in the group chat scoffing at this persons taste in human fiona like why would you not draw like #the badass warrior fiona she was so cool. but thats unfair of me. ppl find beauty everywhere #but also really no ogre fiona? when like a big theme throughout the series is accepting her ogreself as she is and that shes still #beautiful like that?#....im gonna try to find that fanartist and block them so they dont see this post tho i dont want them to feel bad vdjsjdvjsgigdgri #which is why im making a post on my own blog the next day and not interacting with their post

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