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batslime · 1 year

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I was sitting in my living room thinking “hm I kinda wanna try mounting a bird again. I kinda almost wish one would hit the window” after looking at some bird taxidermy. And then.

#hes alive here btw we put him back outside and he flew off.#I felt bad for using my powers for evil so then i used them to fix the lights that havent been working.#i did think about snapping his neck tho ngl. darwin award #i wouldnt. But i did think about it #my mom went ‘wait’ then shuffled away and came back w birdseed 💀 needless to say he passed.

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