#i do not wanna wear something to masc I’m not comfortable with the idea (nothing wrong with tho other people are hot for that not me)

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Lovely mutuals I need fashion tips anyone wanna help me ? 😭 What to NOT wear at a wedding ?

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ugggh so I am a dirty little slut for sal fisher and I had a thought about it sooooo,,,,

Sal Fisher x GN (masc body) headcanons of what he's like with you

this is gonna be very heavily influenced by the fact I am sleepy and really wanna write this rn!

Warnings: Non-canon-compliant (Sal lives, Larry lives, Todd doesn't go crazy, no murder), some NSFW stuff, switch-bottom leaning Sal, Service Top Sal

Highschool

When he first meets you he's, hands down, the most flustered he's ever been before

Like, he's really into you

He just sees you in the hall and immediately blushes

he goes around his days as usual and stuff still but now he's eyeing you whenever you come into view

it's cute, he looks like a little kitten peering at you from around the corner because he’s too shy to say something

Larry makes little jokes about it and always tells him to talk to you

"wow, what a stalker" is his usual line when he finds Sal looking at you from somewhere

he musters up the courage to talk to you in his junior year when you wear a Sanity's Fall's shirt to class one day

from then on you two talk together whenever you have class and stuff

your parents move into the apartments in your senior year because of a demotion and you and Sal start hanging out outside of school

He finally asks you out on the last day of senior year

You and the gang go out to the football field the night after graduation

after they clean up all of the equipment for the stage

You guys end up smoking a blunt because Larry brought some of his stash and, hey, what's the harm?

You and Sal end up laying in the middle of the field while Larry chases Ash and Todd around on the bleachers

They're laughing and howling at the moon so you two just listen

Sal takes his mask off cause he feels more comfortable laying with it off

He takes out his pigtails and you comb through his hair for a bit

You look him in the eyes and just stop brushing your fingers through his hair long enough for him to look up at you

your eyes both meet and you two just stare

You see the stars in his eyes

Sal just thinks "You're the prettiest person I've ever seen"

"what?" "uhhhh....nothing"

"It's okay Sal!" You giggle at him and he giggles too

you both start giggling at each other and you two hug each other

still, just facing each other, heads tucked into shoulders, chests pressed so tightly together, legs intertwined

It's calm

He feels safe

So safe and warm

It's wonderful

So he sighs and says" I think I'm in love with you"

And it's an accident

He doesn't regret it, not processing it until you say "I'm in love with you too silly"

And you stay like that

no panic or guilt

just tucked away into each other

The gang goes to 7/11 that night-morning really it is 3 am-and get slushies

all of them are teasing you guys as you hold hands on the way there

it's cute

He's cute

You're cute

You both feel warm in the jackets you switch from each other

it's cute

"God the stalker finally got the victim in their clasps, another tragically happy ending" "Shut it Larry Face"

College

You both end up staying in different places after high school

You take a year off college and stay with your parents at Addison Apartments and Sal moves into the gang's house

It's nice, you see each other regularly for dates and ghost hunts

it's blissful

Then Sal starts having his nightmares again and you come over regularly for sleepovers

it's months into this routine of going home, getting new clothes from the apartments, go out with Sal, come and sleep at his place to help with nightmares, repeat that Larry has the most brilliant idea

"Why don't you just move in with Sal? You practically live with him anyway."

This is in front of you two, you're both at the gang's house and drinking some morning coffee

Sal not really jokes and agrees

And then you genuinely agree

It's a big moment for you two

Sal wanted you to move in right away but was scared his nightmares would affect you or you two wouldn't end up working out

So you two complied and stayed where you were

But this is gonna be an actual conversation where he is up for it and knows you two are stable

So you talk about it

You two agree

And you end up moving in that day

it's not that hard since most of your clothes are over there already

It's basically just moving your bed, knick-knacks, and bookshelf in so that's just the big things since you have a queen

It's bliss from there

you both settle into a nice routine and after you start college Sal decides to focus on his music for rn and take a break

You get a job and the dynamic is just... so pure

you guys are finally, finally, okay and the best thing is that you're together

He's still adorable and you're still sweet

You guys end up getting your own apartment outside of Nockfell and Addison Apartments

The gang stays around

Larry ends up moving in with you two for a little bit until he can afford his own place

Sal gets a lot more gigs out there in the city than he would have gotten in Nockfell and you get a job at a little club

Sal ends up playing there often because of you

NSFW headcanons

Okay so Sal is a hopeless romantic

before he moved to Nockfell he never really had anybody else who was interested in him

so he was super hopeless in planning your first time together

once you had slept over with each other a couple of times he makes this grand layout and waits for you to walk in to see him spred on the bed, clad in some cute underwear and nothing else

turns out though you were sick and sent Larry to tell Sal you couldn’t come over cause your phone was dead and you didn’t wanna get him sick

So Larry ends up walking in on a naked Sal and scarying the everloving crap out of him

He makes fun of y'all after that about it

So your first time is honestly uneventful after that whole fiasco

Deciding to just causally hook up at his place instead

Sal is a switch but he leans for bottoming

he can top, he's really good at being a service top

He’s not insecure about himself, he’s pretty big for his height *cough* (9.7) *cough*

but he prefers being spoiled and called pretty

loves being called feminine nicknames like "pretty baby" even if he is topping

stuff that's gender-neutral but is more feminine in origin

He likes it when you do it doggy-style if you're topping just cause if you press him into the mattress he can feel you better inside of him

Whines so much when you go faster

really likes getting fucked stupid, he wants his throat to be sore and his ass to be bed-ridden

Loves topping you when you're in his lap straddling him

He really likes to make you do work for a while, guides you and everything until you're breaking

when you eventually end up asking for him to "just fuck me already Sal...please?" He wants tears down your face, crying and desperate for him or else it’s not gonna happen

He ends up fucking into you like a monster from there if you are

loves when you lay on your back and he's on his knees sitting and thrusting into you, pulling you onto his lap

very vocal either way but he laughs and giggles more with you, his moans are less fucked out and more "oh god, yes!" in nature

His sex drive is really high, he could go for hours

If you end up getting tired when he's bottoming he's gonna bounce on your pretty cock and ride you so pathetically

It's so pathetically adorable

but if he's topping and you get tired he usually asks you if he can fuck you to sleep

You end up agreeing only if he cleans you up after

He doesn't have any severe kinks or whatnot

He's really into being breed though

Tie him up too while you do it

he likes gags as well

when you breed him he'll end up feeling bad after you finish and he can't feel it anymore once it's out

So you end up giving him a buttplug after to compromise

Sometimes if he's being a brat you'll tie him up, gag him, and leave him with a vibrator over stimming him

You'll leave him in the room and come back to a crying Sal, salivating and so fucked out without having even cum once

If you're ever being the brat he does the exact opposite

He'll tie you up but make it so you can't close your mouth

You have to be quiet though, he doesn’t want to hear anything louder than breathing and your pathetic whimpers

you're over stimmed to hell and orgasm so much it's difficult to keep awake

but do not fall asleep cause if you don't get through it to the end it won't end (Consensually of course)

He and Larry definitely hooked up once or twice before meeting you so I think he'd ask you to let him in on it

It becomes a regular occurrence until Larry moves out

But when you do have a threesome and he is feeling dominant get ready to not move for the next three weeks

It's nice though and doesn't end up changing the relationship between you three

That's it, I gotta stop before I cream myself into dirtier shit cause I am his slut. I have Sal Fisher brain rot syndrome so I'll definitely make another one eventually. Request some stuff and I'll be happy to write!

Continuation for Threesome hcs here by request

-Laika

[neighborhoodcryptid]

ALL THE TRANS MEME ASKS

Welp, you asked for it.

1. what is your gender?

agender! (although I’ve been sorta questioning about just being a dude? but who the fuck knows)

2. what are your pronouns?

they/them

3. what is your gender presentation like?

i try and lean more towards androgynous/masc? sometimes, i’ll toss in like one more feminine item but it’s usually andro/masc.

4. what is your Gender Euphoria Outfit?

OH BOY! i have a dark brown “grandpa sweater” from the thrift store that i love to wear (mostly because it’s large on me and I love being formless), with some black jeans and some men’s dress shoes that i got from the thrift store also. 

5. what makes you feel validated?

when people use my name and pronouns! people at work use my name and it’s so good!

6. top five favorite parts of your body (n why you love them)?

uhhhh fuck. i guess my eyes are okay? i have nice calves lmao. tbh, i’m dysphoric about a lot of it so there’s not a lot i have.

7. favorite trans meme/bit of trans humor?

that post that says “if someone gave me an assigned gender, i would just say no. rip to cis people but i’m different” that shit kills me every time.

8. how did you pick your name?

i’ve just always really liked the name? as a kid i liked it and i always wanted to name a kid that but then plot twist i took it for myself

9. what does your name mean?

according to google, it means “one who descends” or “flowing down” in reference to the jordan river. 

10. do you have any trans pride merch?

not really? i’m not out to my family so i don’t really have any. i have like a little trans flag that i got from a local pride event, but nothing more than that.

11. recent happy trans moment?

hanging with you (llocalcryptid) and literally just being able to talk about gender shit and feel validated? it was great. love you.

12. favorite trans headcanon?

probably gonna have to go with the cliche trans!peter parker. i just really like it

13. favorite canon trans character? (alt: 2nd favorite trans headcanon?)

tbh, i don’t watch a lot of shows with trans characters? (but if yall have suggestions let me know!!) so i’ll just do a second headcanon: i love the idea that steve rogers is trans? i saw a post about it that explained how it would explain why he was so much smaller and a bunch of other stuff. 

14. favorite trans blog(s)/trans blogger(s)?

i don’t really follow any specifically for being trans? but i know i have a bunch of mutuals that are trans and i love them all.

15. favorite trans celebrity?

i don’t know if he counts as a celebrity but i love jamie raines (jammidodger on yt). he makes a+ content and he is just a really nice guy. 10/10

16. song that gives you Big Trans Feels?

the village by wrabel. it makes me cry almost every time

17. something you wish you could tell your younger self?

you’re not broken

18. what would your Ideal Fashion Look be?

yknow dads in cargo shorts and hawaiian shirts? that.

19. (how) does your gender relate to your sexuality?

it doesn’t really. i use bi/pan interchangeably and it doesn’t change with my gender or anything

20. do you have a comfort item?

that brown sweater i was talking about?i literally put that on whenever i wanna feel better lmao

21. what makes you feel euphoric?

binding lmao. im most powerful when im binding, in my euphoria outfit, and being gendered correctly. 

22. what genre of media would you love to see more trans characters in?

uhhhhhhhh all of it???

23. claim something as trans culture.

the entire legend of zelda franchise

24. give some love to your trans friends/mutuals (alt: give some love to the trans community in general)

i don’t know if this means that i should tag them all or not (i don’t wanna tag people if they dont want) but if you’re a mutual or even just follow me and you’re trans, i love you so fucking much and i’m so proud of you

25. what’s your favorite part of being trans?

all the memes that come from it (but also the friends and community i’ve found through the experience)