#i don't care about d-list celebrity men i care about my BLORBOS

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Liz's definitive track assignment list that nobody asked for (but I know I'm right)

"Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone) -- DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR

"The Tortured Poets Department" -- derena breakup track. derena divorce track. take your pick. serena pov <3

"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" -- 🪑

"Down Bad" -- changing course because this is rwrb firstprince alex post lake house I'M RIGHT

"So Long, London" -- same for above. acd-coded

"But Daddy I Love Him" -- blair waldorfian. i'm having his baby jk lmao. unhinged.

"Fresh Out the Slammer" -- calling it another post derena divorce. pov both of them. dan floats to blair, serena gravitates to carter. and. fuck it. 🪑divorce. "I served my time" and all that shit

"Florida!!!" -- ivy/charlie. florida woman. fuck this city i'm getting fucked up in the gulf. yeah. she could have been so much more.

"Guilty as Sin?" -- BLAIRRRRRRRRRR s5ep4 if you want to get specific. reading steamy book scenes. gurl.

"Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" -- JENNY GIRL. "I am what you trained me to be." I MEANNNNN.

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" -- 🪑

"Loml" -- dan. sad dan. sad lonely boy

"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" -- serena. always. constantly. (though cherry & I also agree it's firstprince coded)

"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" -- louis divorce yeehaw

"The Alchemy" -- serenate reconciliation

"Clara Bow" -- blair & jenny and the girls that are destined to replace them.

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EDIT! So since the lists were all requested so quickly, we're going for round two, besties! See fresh lists below, same rules, aaaaand go! :D

So, to celebrate my little milestone, I'm going to run this until the weekend. This will include a drabbe/short request list as featured below.

RULES. PLEASE READ!!! - Pick ONE man and ONE prompt from the below lists and send them to me on an ask ONLY. Don't reply to this post! Once each man and prompt has been taken, they will no longer be available to choose. Oh, and no anon requests!

The men!

Guero (Mayans MC)

EZ Reyes (Mayans MC)

Bishop Losa (Mayans MC)

Alfie Solomons (Peaky Blinders)

Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders)

Rio (Good Girls)

Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy)

Ivar the Boneless (Vikings)

And now for the prompts!

Is that what you want, for me to fill this hot, needy little cunt with cum?

2. Yeah, I like it when you bend over. Means I can spank you at the same time. 

3. I have a better proposition. How about I take you home, and give you a seat on my face?  

4. Mmm, damn, baby. Don’t think I’ve ever fucked anybody who gets as wet as you do. 

5. If you don’t stop it, I’m going to tie you up and show what being teased really is. 

6. Take off your clothes and lie back on the bed. I want to know what you taste like all over. 

7. This isn’t what I’d planned, but I’m fine with it. So fucking what if we get caught, I don’t care. 

8. You wanna be choked while I fuck you? Damn, you’re a bad girl.  

I usually do an ask the author feature as well, but not many people participate. If you'd like to, though, we can do this or that questions, smutty curiosity questions, blorbo musings, etc.

So yeah. Let's begin these hoe hours, besties!