#i dont care if no one likes this hehe i jus think hes funny man

[sillyhoneybear23]

[darishima]

bonesy here ! do the character ask thing with either ummmm aubrey omori (because you said shes you coded)(i know you havent finished the game im just thinking lots about it becuase im still formulating my response) or midari (because i know youre so abnormal abt her dari) or stan pines (because you keep posting about him) -🦴

hehe hiii bonesy. thats just your name now i guess. change it legally thats the rules

sidenote but the other day (yesterday actually) i was on a discord call w my friend and mentioned offhandedly something like "oh yeah theres an anon that regularly sends me stuff and the other day they asked--" and then they went "oh yeah i know i've seen bonesy asks" LIKE LMFAO.. bonesy truly just is your name now. and all my mutuals will know of you

anyway. hmm. for aubrey (please note i have played like 30 minutes of omori):

sexuality headcanon: lesbian gender headcanon: transfem aubrey is good but to me thats a she/they cis girl a ship i have with said character: AUBREY X KIM, EASY a BROTP I have with said character: kel and aubrey 4ever a NOTP I have with said character: aubrey x any man. any of them. especially sunny. sunburn makes me want to throw up and i dont respect anyone who ships it sorry. i pray youre not a sunburn shipper bonesy or i'll hafta kick you out of my inbox /j a random headcanon: hmm. she plays guitar or bass general opinion of said character: i like her :3 i'll like her a lot more when i actually . yk. finish omori.

also since my omori knowledge is limited i consulted my wonderful best friend-partner-mortal enemy @/stariacht, my resident omori expert (who im playing it with) and when i asked about his general opinion he said: "she’s such a good character and the omori fandom not only has no idea how to interpret her but they dumb her down so much and i refuse to talk to anyone about aubrey unless they prove to me they aren’t stupid LMAO" and to that i say he is right. and i agree

midari, i have some OPINIONS ABOUT WHICH WILL MAKE SOME PEOPLE ANGRY BUT IM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT:

sexuality headcanon: lesbian, only sexually involved with men for her own gain/pleasure, not actually attracted to them gender headcanon: i think outwardly she presents as a cis girl cause she doesnt really care what people think about her but internally she's like, genderqueer nonbinary, she/it/they, but she wouldnt bother coming out beyond occasional offhanded mentions of "not being a girl" a ship i have with said character: MIDARI X SAYAKA!!! also midari x yumeko because im WHAT? DELUSIONAL ! [im schizophrenic i can say that] a BROTP I have with said character: midari x runa, weird little freak creatures <3 a NOTP I have with said character: this is about to piss some people off . but yuriko x midari is my notp. i dont HATE IT necessarily its just.. such a nothingburger.. yuriko doesnt have enough characterization in canon for me to care about her beyond the version of yuriko that exists in my head so i dont want midari with her. theyre friends though and midari likes her. also midari x ryota is so disgusting it makes me want to slit my throat general opinion of said character: me irl /srs. my one true love. my world, my everything, the center of the universe, the point that my entire life and identity revolves around. without midari i am nothing. without midari i do not exist

stan pines:

sexuality headcanon: he feels kinda aroace i cant lie but maybe pansexual. or bisexual. or, more likely, he has no idea what any of the labels mean and just calls himself whatever will serve him in the moment LMAO gender headcanon: just a guy. jus some dude a ship i have with said character: none, really ? maybe stan x eda clawthorne cause its funny, but nobody from gf a BROTP I have with said character: stan and soos !!! a NOTP I have with said character: stan x bill. eugh a random headcanon: he secretly feeds waddles leftovers or scraps under the table at dinner. he loves that damn pig general opinion of said character: looove him. love him dearly. wish he was my uncle...

[wetestinbabey]

TG: yoooo johnnyboy

TG: whatsup hoe!!!!!

EB: oh, hi roxy!

EB: i'm just watching a movie hehe.

TG: ooooo whatcha watchin

TG: anythin good?

TG: anythin extra bad maybe

TG: knowin ur tastes lmfao

EB: hey, shush, my tastes are excellent!! it's not my fault i'm the only man of culture in our friend group, roxy.

EB: it's a hard burden, but it is one i shoulder daily.

EB: who else but i would appreciate classics like mac and me? i'm all alone, but i'm doing god's work.

EB: like........ whoever god is in our universe. still not sure if jesus was a real dude?

EB: anyway, i'm watching "the secret life of pets".

TG: omfg LOL did jake put you up to that

EB: how'd you know?

EB: actually, you don't have to answer that, this is excruciatingly mediocre and that's kind of a tell tale sign for him.

EB: like- his movie tastes i mean.

EB: not........ nevermind, you get what i'm saying.

TG: lolololol YEAH i gotchu man

TG: godbless that boy but hes got literally 0 filter on his taste in movies lmao

TG: he will dedicate hours of his life to some of the most truly mindnumbing content on this lil shindig we call earth and then call it a cinematic masterwork

TG: no offense to jake but the secret life of pets makes me wanna bore through my head with an industrial tunnel drill jus a lil bit

TG: ok that aside tho

TG: i gots

TG: a QUESTION for ya >:3c

EB: oh god.

EB: whenever you bust out that little kitty face i start fearing for my life.

TG: rightfully so good sir

TG: kk not really

TG: BUT

TG: the question

TG: wheeeeeeen was the last time u went clothes shoppin? >:3c

EB: huh? oh, jeez, i'm not sure actually? yeesh that's probably a bad answer, huh.

TG: YUH HUH IT IS

TG: >:3c

TG: >:3cccccccccc

TG: >:3cccccccccccccccccccccccc

EB:

EB: i don't know though, it's not like i need new clothes. i like my clothes! i'm stylish, right?

TG: john ily but cargo shorts went out of fashion about 5000 years ago

EB: pretty lame that they went out right as we got here. why don't people like them? i'm a god right, shouldn't i be setting the fashion trends here?

TG: j im litcherally so sry i have to say this but among our lil pantheon of godfriends you mite be the most out of da loop on fashion trends

TG: whatcha think of that name btw

TG: j

TG: i think its kinda cute on you ;)

TG: wonkwonkwonk

EB: lol, i dunno! i guess it's the same as the clothes for me........i'm just........me! i don't mind how people want to see me or call me or whatever.

EB: is that weird? i feel like it's weird.

TG: lol nah dats totally reasonable! sometimes u just gotta do u u know

TG: like look at me

TG: u dont see any other chumps out here doin tha whole california grl look but here i am jus bein me anyways

TG: and it owns!! bein urself is the best self to be i think

TG: but also liek

TG: sometimes u gots to examine urself u kno?

TG: like take a lil looksee inside urself and ask if u like what u see in there

TG: and like see that may b

TG: jus may b...

TG: cargo shorts just totes rnt ur thing anymore!

EB: ugh, i just don't like clothes shopping! who cares what i look like, it's just like, a vessel for living in.

TG: jeez john no need 2 get all in a tizzy abt it u dont like GOTTA

EB: huh.... that came off kinda defensive.

EB: sorry, not sure what got into me there.

TG: ur chill!! i guess its like a touchy subject 4 u? n thats totes fine hehe dw about it

TG: but like

TG: if u do ever wanna

TG: CALL ME >:3c

EB: hehe, yeah!

EB: you know, maybe i will just go for it.

EB: i dunno, i guess it's just weird to think about for me. i've always kind of worn the same stuff? i guess i was just so used to letting my dad pick my clothes that once he was gone, i just........

EB: yeah.

EB: anyway, i'll go with you if you want. can't promise i'll get any more stylish, but i'll give it my best shot for you rox.

TG: HELLA

TG: ok dope we r going on a fuckign clothing ADVENTURE!!!!!

EB: damn, i'm going to sound like such a huge dork asking this but uh.

EB: where do people like... go to get clothes.

TG: john o m f G

TG: we got options dog we could go anywhere u desire...

TG: lets seeeeeee

TG: why dont we start w/ smth a lil basic and branch out from there

TG: get ur toes in the meataphorical clothes water so 2 speak

TG: how boutttttt

TG: target? :D

EB: we have targets here?

TG: omg john sweetie

TG: how often have you stayed inside baby we gotta get u OUT more this is a veritable goddam target TRAGEDY

EB: well jeez, sorry for not being a corporate megastore buff!

EB: i'm not jane, roxy.

EB: sorry, was that mean? hm.

TG: LMAONSJDFNGHJH NO ITS FUNNY

TG: i <3 jane but goddam.....girl wild with her business obsession she could probs collapse the stock market w/in like a day w/ her corporate knowledge alone

TG: anyways thats FINE well get u there baby!!!! its all parta the rox brand plan!!!!!

TG: and like maybe once we conquer target we can getchu into a forever 21 or smth lmao

TG: anyway hows this friday sound?

TG: y/n on that badboy himme with a mf ANSWER boy!!!!

EB: uhh, yeah! that sounds good to me!

EB: i'll see you then roxy. :)

TG: CYU!!!! >:3cccccc