#i had to gg up minecraft dad jokes just to make this comic

[polite-little-lad]

i had a vision

here’s the conversation in case it’s too difficult to read:

Purple: —and then, that piglin tried to rob me, can you believe it??

Purple: Just wait til he finds out we’re their rulers-

MT: Purple.

Purple: oh-uh, yes M— King?

MT: Do you know what a piglin that steal things is called?

Purple: …no?

MT: A ham-burglar

…

Purple: Wait- Did you just made a dad joke??

MT: I apologize, I didn’t know what came over me

Purple: Make another one!!

MT: STOP.

(sorry for any grammar mistake, i made this at top speed)