#i hate doing and reading this bc im?? so monothematic and apparently h*rny as Fuck

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wip fic list!

because theres nothing i like more than to do shitty lists instead of yknow anything else:

from the best to the worse:

1. the jon/tim/sasha pre canon au, just a couple of stolen kisses here and there in the institute, fluff

2. jntm the night before the unknowing where they literallly sleep together, kiss a bit, and when jon think tims asleep he tells him just how much he doesnt wanna lose him

3. martin&sasha convo after sasha finds him very upset bc he accidentally catched jon and tim k i s s i n g

4. s3 jntm, tim is angry at jon, accidentally gets off to the thought of jon eating him out

5. fwb tim/artin smut, tim blows him on the closet when suddenly jon steps in the room to record a statement unaware of their presence, so they gotta be Silent (not nearly as humorous as it sounds, actually kinda ? sad? bittersweet? its weird)

6. tim/artin mid s3, where they’re fwb, tim is mid depressive episode and asks him to hurt him to keep him grounded. angst&smut

7. web!martin and desolation!tim tim/artin, fluff and angst? part of tim wants to tell martin just how much he resembles prentiss (bc wouldnt that just destroy him? and the fire sometimes gets the worst of him), but tries really hard not to bc he loves him

8. lonely!martin working at the tundra au, from the pov of one of the sailors working there

9. martin&his mom, lonely!martin, the weeks before her death and the reasons of it (very sad, now nearly 4000 words of angst, really wanna finish it gosh)

10. statement fic regarding the man in the fog. lonely!martin (fuck i hate statement fics so much ghjfdj)

11. “me: ok so what if web avatar can feel all the webs they weave inside of them, feeling everything that happens around like vibrations, kinda like how elias can see everythng that happens? but not see, just feel // my shit brain: vibrations you say 👀👀👀” martin/the web (ft jm in the bg), smut, edging? kinda

12. martin having to shave peter’s beard w/ those old sharp razor things? and peter kinda giving him permission to hurt him If He Wanted To

13. flesh!tim/martin au (they’re both flesh avatars), basically: “hey if we can regrow part of ourselves wouldnt it be romantic if you, like, ate my heart?” “tim no” “tim yes, cmon”. cannibalism, gore, smut, and surprisingly fluff and some humor! just some monster bfs having a... good... time

14. peter/martin/salesa smut. mikaela having a good ol time w/ pete and freckles, and martin said “fuck your boss” rights. dont ask

15. peter/martin where peter buys him a suit and helps him put it on. horny energy at max

16. martin selfcest lonely/web. l!marto was feeling kinda lonely and goes to hill top road to see if this works, brings home a spider, they talk and have tea and later fuck bc, like, selfcest, cmon (Very angsty tho despite the smut)

17. peter/martin/random vast squid monster. this is just tentacle porn lmao

18. web!martin molting fic. did you know that tarantulas molt their exoskeleton? you do know :^) body horror & angst??

19. web!martin jm(?) wet dream that goes dark w/ the web’s influence. cannibalism & smut

wips that ill never finish / post bc they’re 100% self indulgence:

20. martin/sasha on a poly context, watching movies & drinking a bit & missing their bfs. fluff & smut

21. in which martin kills peter! but joke on you bc peter left him part of his money AND the position of head of the institute on his will (just sugar daddy stuff), and now martins gotta tell elias in prison that 1. he killed his hubby 2.hes got his job 3. hes got his awful cursed pwers, which he hates, but damn if having elias’ cards while hes got nothing on him doesnt feel good (past peter/elias,peter/martin, and vague elias<3<martin)

22. god once i started a martin/michael knifeplay fic but didnt even paste it on my evernote, it was mostly an experimental thing and martin wasnt the one getting kniffed for once

23. tim has a voice kink. martin voice hot sometimes. i wrte this after waking up shut up dont look at me

24. peter/mar/tim in which tim survives but feels v empty after avenging his brother, martin is working at the tundra (and is a full lonely avatar atm) and asks peter if he can work w/ him there, mostly so he can get away and have smth else on his mind? he Was trying to make him a favor, but things start to get twisted bc two lonely avatars and a v sad man arent a good combo even w/ the best intentions

25??? id die to write an annabelle/martin/random guy threesome-ish?? ish bc only martin and the guy have sex but the real deal is him w/ annabelle, so.....