#i hate m//pr///eg plots in general but i have to wonder why the fuck!!! why the fuck!!!!! what!!!!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

icharchivist · 2 years ago

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following principally japanese artists and refusing to interreact with the english fanbase also means that sometimes something big is going to happen and the only thing you can do is scroll through countless of tweets armed with nothing but your shitty google translation and trying to pieces together what is the insane thing that happened, made even more insane by the flawed translation, but somehow figuring out what it is will be even more insane regardless. I’m feeling so normal right now.

#so like my favorite ship in a saga that's technically a shounen just apparently had a jokey M//P//R//EG chapter #where one of the guy is making up a story about giving birth to the child of the other guy #totally normal and straight behavior #please trying to pieces it together from vague tweets in japanese was a nightmare #'there's no way i legit just read that'#and instead. instead.#i hate m//pr///eg plots in general but i have to wonder why the fuck!!! why the fuck!!!!! what!!!!!!#like it's touching a ship who's the guy joking about it #also joked about being the guy's past life lover and soulmate more than once #and talked about how his heart yearns for him and his feelings are unresolved in his dreams and 'perhaps i'm lying'#so like the straight assumption was always already hilarious in that genre #bUT 'I WOULD CARRY YOUR CHILDREN'???? WHO DOES THAT.#sorry i'm crying and losing my mind what the fuck what the fuck what the f-#also take what i say with a grain of salt i'm only having google translated tweets to help me #and all of them are from shippers who also completely ran with it to start with #it's the greatest fanservice con of the world why are they doing this to me. to us.#what's the 'deniably straight' interpretation to all of it is!!! what is going on!!!!#ichatalks #also while 'not interracting with the english fanbase' isn't helping me and all i dont think anyone reacted to it yet #until the person who gives manga summaries make this summary we're all in the dark #in my world it's just me and the 10 artists i follow losing our mind i guess #keeping up with the 'oh those manly men have beef let's see where it goes' manga #only to have to read one of them dreams to birth his bestie's baby #im feeling high am i fucking high is it a dream

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