#i have an impending feeling that somebodys gonna make a 'what that tongue do tho' joke

[nils-little-freakshow]

wait- i didnt know that you actually use the organs and sh-t!! very happy you dont just kill and then throw away at least, i guess its nwat that you use organs and stuff practically as much as you can!! AND HOLY SH-T YOU HAVE A DOG?!?!? THATS GONNA BE MY NEXT QUESTION WHATS YOUR DOG LIKE? WHATS THE BREED OH MY GOSH I LOVE DOGS!! i personally have two dobermans, very cute :DD how long HAVE you been like- doing all this by the way? seems like overtime itd get boring or something, i wouldnt know though seeing as its not much my scene. very glad you seem to be fine with my asking questions though, i tend to impulsively ask questions a lot :'] also thats a fun name!! krabby patty!! i like spongebob especially the first seasons aha--

~krabs :]

She giggles to herself as she sees the new icon of yours.

"Awww, did you update just because I said that? If so, that's very cute of you and I'm flattered."

As she reads the rest of your message, she smiles, and it almost looks motherly for a moment before her teeth are revealed again.

"Asmo is a Cane Corso, so he's very large and eats a good amount. I found him practically inside a gutter by a known dogfighting ring, all beat up and unable to stand. He still has scars from that, and both his ears and his tail are basically nonexistent. He's still got a little nubbin that he wiggles the rest of himself with, though. And before you get too sad, don't worry - those assholes were his first meal I ever gave him."

She flashes you a wicked but playful smile, before she continues speaking.

"As for how long I've been doing this, oh... At least a couple centuries or so. Maybe longer, but the years all blend together after a point. It wasn't always in this area, though - you know those fairytales around the world where mothers tell their children that they shouldn't be naughty or else a monster will come get them? I'm sure there's others who've contributed to that, of course, but it's also partly my fault. I'm the big bad boogieman who comes for little troublemakers who go out in the woods at night."

She makes a playful pose, serrated teeth bared in a grin and hands up and clawed inwards, and she lets her mouth unhinge as an unnaturally long, purple tongue uncoils - it hangs beyond the edge of the screen, so you're not quite sure how long it really is, but it takes Nil a second to pull it back into her mouth.

"But yeah, I'm old. Old enough that people I've helped in the past are no longer here. I look damn good for my age though, hahaha!"