#i have my head in my hands i legit can't handle this sequence of words right now i feel like i'm gonna shit my pants

[afro-elf]

i know it’s fuck pitchfork but i gotta tell you that the reviewer who gave unreal unearth a 5.0 is 1. a fan of that white girl from reading you dislike and 2. the tumblr user who turned their s. park fanfiction into a (wildly self-congratulatory) book

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

NO FUCKINDF HJFLDKJGDLJ WAYYYYY