#i have tried going outside and repeatedly throwing pinecones onto the roof until they startle and fly away | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ashfdhfgdsfk · 1 year

Text

i love birds. i consider myself to be a friend of the birds. however. @ the little family of nuthatches that continuously insist upon pecking and knocking at the thin walls directly opposite my head every single goddamn morning, day, and night. i will see you in the pits of hell.

#they are such cute tiny little creatures but make no mistake. they are evil #the knocking scares the crap out of my dog too because he thinks someones at the door. every. single. time.#i love you birds i really do and that is the only reason i havent taken drastic measures.#this has been going on EVERY DAY. for 3 YEARS #they start at 6am and go on throughout the day its dso #painful #i have tried climbing up on the roof and hanging a bunch of reflective rainbow streamers to scare them but its too windy #i have tried banging on the wall and the window to the point of literally chipping the glass and bruising my hand #i have tried going outside and repeatedly throwing pinecones onto the roof until they startle and fly away #i have tried everything #guys. girlies. babes. im losing my mind here #need to start meditating except i wouldnt be aABLE TO BC OF THE DAMNS BIRD SKJDHFVDHSJKJDHFG #txt #i love you nuthatches. and i hate you so. so much

13 notes · View notes