#i hit the fuckin' cap pffffffffft

[wildcatofgreen]

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"You again?!" The two felines yelled aloud, each expression toned quite differently, memories of their last encounter filling their heads.

Neither really know how the yellow feline--or, green feline, actually--came to be in their life. But suffice to say--they were here now, and both had their feelings of utter dismay from that fact.

"You gonna cry again, kitty?"

"H-Hey!!! I don't cry anymore!!! Not often anyway."

"Excuse me if Iun't believe that for a single second. Last time you were here you kept annoyin' me with your dumb sobs. Cry over this, cry over that, wah wah wah--"

"Yeah, w-well, I wouldn't have been crying so much i-if you hadn't kept scratching me!!!!!!!

"Wait, weren't you a lot smaller back then? I swear I don't remember you being this tall--"

"We are not talking about that. Ever. That was nightmarish."

"C'mon, it couldn't have been that bad, I think--"

"YOU TRY BEING STUCK AS A STUPID FERAL FOR SEVERAL DAYS.

"An' your yellow ass ain't make it much better."

"I mean, I don't think I'd take much issue with it. I'd certainly have a lot less problems--

"Hey! I resent that!"

"I'm not wrong, am I?"

"I mean, I guess from your perspective--"

"Which is the correct one, thank you very much."

"Hey! I have my own life experiences too!!! You can't just walk all over them like that.

"I mean, I was doing all sorts of stuff. I had my whole journey ahead of me and I was kind of ripped away from it like it was nothing. It wasn't exactly fair or nice to me, either."

"Yeah, and what were you doing, exactly, that was sooooo important? Because last I remember, you were practically half naked--"

"Full naked, actually. The bra and panties were just painted on--"

"Ya realize that ain't much better, right?"

"Yeah, well...!

"Uhm...

"Actually, yeah, lets not talk about what I was doing back then. I'm a lot cooler now."

"An' why is that so hard 'ta believe?"

"It's true!!! I'm apart of the Mages' Guild now!!! And I beat this really jerky asshole who mind controlled my clothes off me and--

"Wow, that sounds a lot worse when I say it out loud."

"Uuuuuuh-huh."

"Listen, how about I just... go. Is that okay? That'd probably be better for the both of us, right?"

"Yeah. Don't hit your ass on the way out, mmkay?"

"Y-Yeah, okay."