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A Whole New World (Kylo Ren 4)

This is going to pick up about a month to a month and a half after the last one. So Yn has been with the first order and training with Kylo for about 2 months. She has proven herself as a fast learner and is even about to begin her training with a lightsaber very soon.

So um... as you may be able to tell I got carried away with this just a tad. Quite a bit happens but I hope enjoy it even though its pretty long. No spoilers.

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Word Count: 4.780 (Not counting lyrics) Like I said though, I got carried away.

I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did You last let your heart decide?

Currently me and Kylo were in his quarters having a late lunch since we were still training when most of the other people on the ship had eaten. Plus this gave us the opportunity to actually eat our lunches together and enjoy each others company.

"So, what Snoke want to discuss with you yesterday? Or is it classified?" I asked knowing that sometimes brining up Snoke and what he discussed with Kylo could be a touchy subject.

"It was actually about you." He said.

To say I was scared wasn't a lie, but it wasn't the whole truth either. I was quite honestly in a complete pain inside my head. Before I could actually say anything I could feel Kylo using the Force to read my thoughts. But just as quickly as I felt it, it was gone.

"There is no need to worry. He only asked about your training. I told him it was going well, which seemed to pleas him. It also prompted him to decide that in addition to your training you must also pick up and actual job here. He doesn't really care what just as long as you are doing something productive for the fleet." Kylo explained putting my nerves at ease.

"Oh well that's good then." I said letting out a breath I didn't quite realize I was holding in.

"Any ideas on what you would want to do here?" Kylo asked dropping his napkin on to his plate and giving me his full attention.

"Um... well what is there even to do?" I asked genuinely not knowing.

Kylo let out a slight laugh, "Well just about anything you can think of probably."

"Kylo, you're going to have to be more specific with it. You forget I come from a place where very few things were up to my own wishes. I don't know the first half of what type of jobs there are on a ship like this, the only job I have ever known was preparing to be queen." I explained.

Kylo seemed to be in thought for a brief moment. "What did that preparation consist of? I'm assuming how to be in control of people, right?"

"Well that was a larger part of it, yes." I said not too sure on where he was going with this.

He got a sly smile on his face that made me know he was up to something in that head of his. "You still interested in learning to fly some of the TIE Fighters?"

"Yeah, but where are you going with all of this?"

"Well, you've proven to me that you are a fast learner. I think that you should be able to learn how to fly one within a week, sooner if you weren't starting some new trading this week. But if you can prove to me and General Hux that you can pilot one well, I can put you in control of a squadron. How would you feel about that?" he asked.

I was taken back a bit that he had this all planed out so quickly. And quite honestly it sounded like a great plan. I already knew how to fly some small ships from my time I spent at the kingdom hangar, so I don't think I will have a problem learning how to fly the TIE Fighters. My only major concern was General Hux. We had only spoken on a few occasions and he didn't seem to like me too much. But I'm not too worried about that, I leave that part up to Kylo.

"I think that is a great idea." I said with a smile.

"Good. I will arrange for you to meet with one of our best pilots starting tomorrow and you will begin learning." Kylo said.

"Okay what about training?" I asked as we both stood up and readied ourselves to continue training. Kylo had a special room on the ship that was off limits to everyone but himself and me that we used for training.

"You will work with the TIE Fighters in the morning while I attend to my other duties. Then After lunch we will begin training." He said as he went to grab his mask.

"Sounds good." I said standing up and heading to the door as he followed close behind.

I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride

When we arrived in the training room Kylo went staring over to a table that was out of the way. I watched as he picked up something and brought it over to me. he held it out for me to take.

"This is a lightsaber. It is what Jedis and Siths use in combat." he said as I took it from him.

"Why do you have an extra one?" I asked.

"That is the one I began making before I was pulled to the dark side, I never actually finished it instead I began working on this one." He grabbed his own weapon from his belt, "I just finished that one so you could have one for training. Once you are done training you will be able to make your own. Be careful though, they can be dangerous if not handled correctly."

I nodded. "So how do the work?" I asked.

"Come over here and I'll explain." He said Turing and motioning me to follow him to the two lone chairs on the opposite side of the room.

We took a seat and he began to explain it all to me. He explained the energy core, the different parts of the hilt. He also explained the most important part of the lightsaber, the crystal. He explained how in the mast most Jedis would use natural kyber crystals while the sites would use synthetic ones to get the red color that their weapons had. He explained to me that his first one although created when he was trying to be a Jedi still held a synthetic blue crystal because there was no way for him to venture out into the galaxy to the planets that held the natural ones. He also told me about the one that he used. About how the crystal was actually broken which gave his blade the jagged appearance it had and why there is a crossguard on it. It was actually to vent the extra heat created by the crystal. I joked with him saying that he only did it because it made it look cooler and more sinister which caused him to let out a small laugh.

"Okay, are you ready to turn it on?" He asked I could hear the slight uneasiness in voice but nodded my head excitedly none the less.

"Alright hold it sideways so when it turns on it won't stab either one of us."

I did as I was told.

"Now make sure you have a firm grip on it, you don't want to drop it either. The when you are ready press that button to turn it on." He said adjusting my grip on the hilt and showing me which button he was referring to.

I took a deep breath and pressed it. Not even full second later a beautiful blue blade came out of the end.

"This is so cool." I said in awe causing Kylo to smile a little.

"Alright, you're going to start learning how to use it with the help of this little thing," He said reaching into his pocket and pulling out a ball.

"It shoots small blasts at you, your goal is to block them using the lightsaber. This is how I trained to use one. I won't lie to you the blasts do sting a little but it is nothing compared to what a lightsaber feels like." he said and turned on the small device it began floating.

"Okay seems simple enough." I said.

"Oh I almost forgot." He said and had a slight mischievous look on his face as he reached into his pocket once again, this time pulling out a blindfold. "You need to be blindfolded."

I laughed thinking he was joking. But he wasn't backing down. "Wait. You can't be serious." I said incredulously.

"Oh I am. Turn around." He said stepping closer to tie it over my eyes. I did as he said although I was still in slight disbelief.

"How am I supposed to know where the blasts are coming from?" I asked as he turned me back around to face the device but he stayed behind me.

"Use the Force. Good luck." He said into my ear before stepping away to what I can only assume was a safe distance away from me.

I did my best, it took a while to get used to and I did get hit a few times but once I really focussed I began to block ever blast sent my way. It eventually acme so natural that it felt as though I wasn't even thinking about it. It was as if my arms just knew where to go and when to get there.

I lost track of time. It wasn't until I heard foot steps approaching and heard the machine shut off that I lowered the lightsaber after turning it off. With my free hand I lifted my blindfold. It took a second for my eyes to adjust but when they did I was met with the face of an impressed Kylo Ren.

"Well done. I want you to work with this for a few more days, then you will begin trying against me using a lightsaber." He said.

"Really?" I asked excitedly.

"Yes really. You seem like a natural with it honestly. But don't worry, I'll still take it easy on you." he said causing me to laugh.

"Thanks, I appreciate it." I said playfully rolling my eyes.

"So how did it feel?"

"I don't know how to describe it besides magical." I said with a smile.

A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go Or say we're only dreamingA whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you Now I'm in a whole new world with you

I laid in bed just staring at the ceiling. I couldn't sleep no matter how hard I tried.

"Yn, why aren't you asleep?" I heard Kylo voice asking me although he was in his own quarters, a few doors down. It sounded like the voice came from inside my head, like I had imagined it.

"Yn it's me, this isn't your imagination." I heard him speak again.

"Kylo?" I asked out loud to the empty room. I knew that there was something to do with the Force with this but I wasn't too sure what but I did my best to reach out to him as I spoke.

"Good job, you're doing it right. But why aren't you asleep?" he asked me and although I couldn't see his face I knew it held a look of concern.

"Just can't sleep I guess." I said with a sigh.

"I know how that goes. Would you... would you want to possibly come over to my quarters?" he asked.

I wasn't too sure as to what he meant by this. I mean this could be taken in many different directions. I couldn't help my mind from wondering to one of the possibilities as to why he had asked me this and although the thought of it didn't intrigue me quite a bit I just wasn't ready to take that step in our relationship. My silence must had scared him or he must have been able to read my thoughts because before I could give him an answer he was already speaking again.

"No. No, that's not what I meant. I just thought that having some company might be better than laying alone in a quiet room. I'm sorry I shouldn't have asked." He said clearly frantic and flustered.

It occurred to me in that moment that he may have been asking me to come over not only for my own sake but for his too.

"Can you not sleep either right now, Kylo?" I asked gently not wanting to fluster him any further.

It took a a few moments but he finally gave me a very faint "No."

I began to get up out of bed. "Okay, I'll be over in just a moment." I said as I made my way out of my own quarters and down the hall to his. When I got to the door I entered the code he had given me just a few days prior.

I walked in to find him sitting up on his bed, wearing only sweatpants and a tired smile. I returned the smile. I walked up to him and motioned for him to scoot over which he did. I slipped under the blankets and we both laid down on to the pillows. Although we had never slept together it didn't feel strange to be in a bed with one another.

The room was filled with a comfortable silence until he broke it. "Can I hold you?" he asked me. It made my heart melt.

"Of course, you don't need to ask." I said and shifted to where my back was to his chest and he wrapped an arm around my waist gently pulling him to me. It felt like home.

"What's on your mind?" He asked still in a whisper trying not to disrupt the silence of the room around us.

"Right now or just in general?" I asked back.

"Hhmm, both" He hummed in my ear.

"Well in general, basically everything and nothing at the same time. But right now, all I can think about is that I am home." I said with a sigh of contentment.

"On the Finalizer?" he asked in reference to the ship we were on. I couldn't help but let out a soft chuckle. Man was adorable when he was tired like this.

"No, I mean with you. You showed me something completely different than what was planned for me. And now I can't imagine life without you in it." I said grabbing hold of the hand that was at my waist.

He pulled me a little close and placed a gentle kiss to the back of my neck. "I can't imagine my life without you either, yn."

I let out a small yawn finally feeling the tiredness set in.

"Good night, yn." Kylo said placing yet another kiss to the same spot.

"Good night, Kylo." I hummed back as my eye lids grew heavier and sleep overtook me.

Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling Through an endless diamond skyA whole new world Don't you dare close your eyes A hundred thousand things to see Hold your breath - it gets better I'm like a shooting star I've come so far I can't go back to where I used to be

The next few days were filled with learning the basics of piloting a TIE Fighter in the mornings and trying with lightsabers after lunch. Today was the day that I was finally going to get behind the control panels and fly. I was nervous to say the least but also extremely excited it had been so long since I had flown anything by myself. There was also a bit of pressure that I had put on myself to do well because if I didn't then I wouldn't be able to be in command of a squadron and that ran the risk of me and Kylo getting in to deep trouble with Snoke.

I was fitted for a flight suit the day before and when I arrived at the hangar this morning it was ready for me. I put it on and walked up to the pilot that had been teaching me for the past week.

"Ready to get out there?" He asked me.

"Ready as I will ever be." Said as he handed me a helmet and then lead me over to where there were two TIE Fighters ready to take off out of the ships hangar.

He helped into the one I would be flying and went over a few last minute things and made sure that I was ready to fly. He was going to be in the other one so if something did go horribly wrong there was a chance that I wouldn't die. While that was meant to calm my nerves it didn't help much.

"Alright you're all set. Let me take off first then make sure your com is on and I will tell you when to follow me out." He said and I gave him a nod before he stepped down and went to get into his own Fighter.

I watched as he took off effortlessly and waited for the all clear. When I got it I switched all the controls to prepare for the take off. Before putting the Fighter into motion I closed my eyes and took a deep breath trying to calm my nerves and get into touch with the Force hoping that there was some way it could help me.

Within no time I was out with the pilot flying with ease. It was beautiful out here. We weren't super close to any planet systems so it looked like the space around me went on forever. The stars all around me provided a surreal view. Because of the lights of my kingdom on my home planet it was a rare sight to see so many stars like this.

"Okay I know this wasn't exactly scheduled but we're going to try some shooting at some stuff." I heard the pilot say.

"Okay... what are we shooting though. There isn't much around us besides the Finalizer." I said with a bit of confusion.

"We had some out of date TIE Fighters that are really just taking up space, so they were fitted with some cheep droids to shoot at us. Your job is to take them out. Follow behind me, they should be coming out soon, once they're here it all you." He said flying a little bit further away from the ship so it wouldn't get hit even though it really wouldn't do that much damage to it.

Once I was in position the old TIE Fighters were released. When he had told me they had some, I expected three maybe four but when ten came out all at once I felt overwhelmed and under prepared. I could feel myself panicking a bit but before I let that feeling overtake me completely I thought back to my trying with Kylo. Deep breath, let it come naturally, use the Force. I closed my eyes for a brief second and took a deep breath then let it out. Then I snapped my eyes opened and it was like I was a whole new person. I quickly took off towards the TIE Fighters, and once I was within shooting range of them I began to fire as did they.

I was going every which way. Swerving and dodging their blast while firing my own. A few of my first shots missed them completely, but once I hit the first one and it went up in flames, I was on a roll. It did take longer than I expected but eventually I shot down all of them. Or so I thought. I slowed my Fighter down to a stop.

"There's one more." I said out loud but mainly to myself.

I looked out the large front window of the Fighter. Nothing. But then instead of seeing it, I felt it. It was coming up behind me and it was coming fast. Without hardly any thought I gunned the engine forward and made a sharp turn to the left, the other ship flew past me giving me the chance to come up behind it and hit it from behind. It went up in flames. I had a huge smile on my face, I had actually just done that.

Being in a pilot's seat after all this time really made me think about what I would be doing right now if I hadn't taken Kylo's hand that night. So many doors had been open to me since that night, ones that I didn't even know existed. Where I was from it wasn't the queens job to worry about politics or wars, they were supposed to concern themselves with their people. I didn't even know about the about the Galactic War. I had heard people mention them but anytime I brought it my father was always quick to say they were just rumors that I didn't need to concern myself with. Leaving with Kylo Ren that night was the best decision I have ever made, if I were to ever return to my family I wouldn't be able to function. I had been exposed to too many wonderful possibilities to ever go back.

"Good work. Let's head back to the ship." The pilot said already heading back with me following after I took one last good look at the space around me.

A whole new world Every turn a surprise With new horizons to pursue Every moment red-letter I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you

Little did I know that while I was out there flying and taking out the old TIE Fighters, General Hux had been watching me. Once I had landed and shut down the Fighter I got out to let mantic handle the after flight evaluations of the craft. I walked over to where the other pilot was standing and took my helmet off. Before I arrived to him, an officer had come up to him and spoke with him briefly before walking away.

"I was just instructed that I am to accompany you to the bridge to meet with General Hux and Kylo Ren. There are Stormtroopers ready to escort us immediately." He said before I got the chance to say anything. I just nodded and began to walk with him out of the hangar.

Once we were out, sure enough there were four Stormtroopers ready to escort us. I had never actually been to the bridge of the Finalizer, I had only ever seen it in my dream I had on the way here. Personally I thought the Stormtrooper escorts were a bit overkill but I went along with it.

After we had walked for what had to of been well over a mile though different hall ways we finally made it to the bridge. When I saw the tow men waiting for us it took everything in me not to run right up to Kylo and tell him how much fun I had just had in the TIE Fighters and thank him over and over again for the opportunity. But I knew that right now he was not in the same mind set as he is when it is just him and me together. I kept a straight face knowing the smiling wasn't a common thing here, save for all the smiles me and Kylo share in private.

"We can take it from here." Kylo's voice came though his mask as he dismissed the four Stormtroopers that had escorted me and the pilot to him.

"We need to discuss some matters privately. Follow me." He spoke once again and walked past me with General Hux following close behind and then me and the pilot behind him.

Kylo lead the small group of us to what looked to be a meeting room. He motioned for us to sit down and we did. Kylo and Hux sat on one side while the pilot and I sat across from them.

"How did she do?" Kylo asked clearly getting straight to the point of the discussion.

"Very well, sir. If I hadn't been the one teaching er this past week I would have sworn she had been flying TIE Fighters her whole life." The pilot said.

"We were watching you as you took out the old TIE Fighters. Why did you stop mid-flight?" General Hux spoke up directing his question to me.

Something told me that if I told him I had used the Force to sense where the last Fighter was, it wouldn't go over very well so I decided to lie just a little.

"Well I had taken out most of the Fighters so quickly, I thought for a moment I had gotten them all, but then it occurred to me that there had to be one more since I had only hit nine of them. When I had looked out the window in every direction but I could find a visual on the final target. Then it occurred to me it was going to come up behind me to take me out from my blind spot. I stopped knowing that it would come up right behind me and by moving to the side at the last moment I would able to come up behind it and shoot it down." I explained, tapping into what I had learned about talking to other people of high power. Just because queens on my home planet didn't deal with politics didn't mean we never met political leaders, this meant I spent a lot of time learning how to talk to them.

"So it was a thought through strategy to stop?" He asked with a slight sense of disgust in his voice.

"Yes sir." He only nodded.

"Yn we have more to discuss with you. You leave." Kylo said dismissing the pilot who gave a "yes sir" and stood giving one last nod to both Kylo and Hux before leaving the room.

"Kylo Ren and I were evaluating your flight today, with the intention of possibly giving you the title as officer over a squadron of pilots. But before we make our final decision, I would like to know why you think we should give you this title." General Hux said.

I had a strong urge to roll my eyes but I refrained from doing so. "With all do respect General, I do not see the purpose in answering that question. I could sit here and tell you everything I have ever learned about piloting, but that is where you will sift though everything I say in order to find some small pice of flawed logic to give reason as to why you will not give me the position. We all know that you have made up your mind on this matter so I'd much rather save all of us some time and not answer the question." I spoke with a certain professionalism that I didn't really know I had.

General Hux did seem to be ready for this type of answer. He just silently looked over to Kylo with a slight look of shock that would be impossible to see unless you knew what had just been said. Kylo told me to wait outside giving him and Hux some time to discuss the matter. I said "yes sir" and left to stand out in the hallway.

I expected it to take longer than expected but the doors opened up sooner than I would have thought. I walked back in to find Kylo and Hux waiting near the door standing.

General Hux sighed but held out his hand for me to shake while saying, "Welcome to the First Order, Officer Yn."

"Thank you, General" I said shaking his hand.

"Now if you'd excuse me I have other matters to handle on the bridge." He said and left without another word.

A whole new world That's where we'll be A thrilling chase A wondrous place For you and me

Once the door shut Kylo was removing his mask. Beneath it was a very happy Kylo Ren.

"Congratulations, Officer Yn." He said teasingly.

"Thank you, Kylo." Said with a sigh giving him a hug.

"This was all you. You really did look like a natural out there." He said relating the hug and holding me to where he could see my face that had a slight blush rising on it.

"Really?" I asked.

He nodded, "And what you did with the force out there, it was risky. Impressive but risky. It surprised me. You must have a pretty good teacher."

"I guess you could say that." I teased.

He shook his head smiling a little. "I have to take care of a few things. Will you be okay on your own until training?" He asked me.

"I should be okay." I nodded.

"Okay, I'll have arrangements made to get your uniform tomorrow." He said placing his mask back over his head and I nodded once again.

"I'll meet you in the training room after lunch, if I'm not there I got lost and you may want to come looking for me." I joked causing him to laugh.

I looked at him with wide eyes. "Hey Kylo, do me a favor, don't laugh with the mask on. It's creepy." He shook his head and I knew he had a smile on his face.

"I'll see you later." I said and went to leave.

"One last thing, Yn." he called too me causing me to stop and turn back to him, "Don't get too used to being an officer... something tells me you will be climbing the ranks pretty quickly, especially if you keep up the communication skills you had today."

"I'll keep that in mind." I said before leaving the room.

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throwingideasatthewall · 4 years

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Clone Wars Episode 10

Lair of Grievous

An interesting episode title

For sure

[Quote]

Most powerful is he who controls his own power

I really Like This Quote

Being a fan of ... accountability

Notably

“Vice Gunroy

Escapes,”

Ahhhhh

I mean?

The Episode Before Was (Marginally) Better ....

To It’s Pre de cessor

Why do I Get The Feeling This Is Gonna Be A Long Run..?

Any way

That’s Going

Only that one Guy

No... -Body Else

Uhm

Kit Fisto

What?!

Okay

Guess

His design Looks Neat

And No Ahsoka! (The Bad Parts.)

“Gun-”

“And Return Him Just-”

Ena bling! Where he’ll be put in a cell with other inmates that don’t deserve that

And a distraction from reckoning with the consequences of his actions

(And the hope of getting out)

“ I know we’re in the middle of nowhere,”

I like this guy

He sounds cool

Has a personality

(An over involved one?”

But generally good

This might help my nerves after last episode

Very chill

Nice

- Oh spoke too soon

So has your old Padawan Dolved

???

Seriously, does everyone keep track of everyone else’s Padawan

Obi-Wan, it made sense because he’s an over involved dick

But, seriously

Shouldn’t that be left To Yoda as the grand high Jedi?

He is the guy that okay’s these requests, right?

It’ll be great to see Nadar again

Dude, he’s busy

“ i’ll transmit the coordinates for the ren dez vous point,”

Hey they got Ahsoka right!

Maybe this episode won’t be a headache

(Also they just casually help him stalk his apprentice?

Like, that should be his choice

Like yeah two heads are better than one but that doesn’t mean he agrees to be a two- headed dragon

Dick move

And- It’s Gone (to be fair, it’s only slightly too much Tone Than Ne cess ary

“Yet,”

“Good hunting”

NO!

Well.... It’s Over,

Okay....

Nice backgrounds,

This is a really neat land

Oh, now they’re landing

Oh, cool

Fog -gy

Neat

Po -or Be -epy Ro -bot

He can’t see any -thing

“you’ll be fine R6,”

You have legs

Not pleas ed

Hav ing A Good Time

“Nadar,”

*Bows*

Dear frick who invited him here?

Like, Dude

Even if the Gen shares the same inspiration as you, you still have to obey by the rules of tox

Aka you don’t get to be a dick just because it’s a differ ent gen

You get kicked to the accoun -t- ability curve, just as well

Walk Ing into Some’s bus -i ness un warrant ed And un -ask- ed For Is Tox

And then, to follow it up, with hey you did well on the test we make you take!”

To prove we can’t assume authority over you

[Jedi master ship I believe]

I’m surprised dude doesn’t say ‘yeah your stupid club sucks,”

“ i’m sorry the war pre -vented me from seeing your train ing through to the end”]

wait dude’s Mentor bitched out and he still had to take the test?!

Murder is now on the table!*

Note; this is a joke

I never advocate death over account ability

But, geez Dude got screwed over

You were missed master

How old is he?

I’m going with adult-

Knight Ok he has enthusiasm

We’re all good!

Then let’s have a look

Allow me to show the way

Trans lation; Stop ass um ing

au tho rity

Good for him

Pretty pow.

Also yeah just casually found

“Charming,”

That’s a back -handed compliment

Like calling something “quaint”

Dude if you’re going to be on this Quest, Be Nice,

Look after the ships

Oh those poor guys

What happens to them?

[Also ships?]

Okay

So, Sith mon astery

No Guards

It’s a Sith mon as tery surrounded by fog

Clearly they were going for stealth

[And it Is pretty re mote]

The ent rance looks sealed

Yeah It’s Old

Possibly -came in the back entrance

And hoped no one wou ld suspect

[We specialize in ma king entrances]

Should n’t Dude (Jedi) Know That

Their, Jedi

Also yeah the place clearly built for stealth

Let’s bomb open the front door

Not like they could sneak out a back way

This will make less noise

Thank you common sense

But, It will still allow them a lot of time To Es cape

Like;

This why staking out is important

Patience the both of you

THE NERVE!

Dude he got here First!

You wanna help?

Be back up!

“ A second look usually pays off,”

On hand, yes- scouting ahead is good

On the other-

DICK way of put ting it

You want to explore?

Do it your self

You just assu med author ity over a wh- ole group of people

Stopping them from doing their thing

[I’m fully expec -ting him to snap at five

Like he’s being pretty enab- ling

But Dude’s being a prick

[pla -ying by the rule of “But,” Inst ead Of “Or,” Or “And,”

During their re latively func -tional mission

[dude never said he couldn’t blow up the mon astery

Just stated the fact and went about his biz

A nice factor

“What’s this,”

A stone

Bull -shit

Whelp

Smug Ass

You smell that?

Arro gance?

[let him get caught in a trap]

“ smells like droids,”

Metal Does -

It’s too dark to see anything

There’s white bulbs

Also [Forgot to mention], Chek Ov’s Gun?

[For the Gun]

Whelp

They Have Lights

[Also, Dark side shadowing]

Whelp

Hey at least there’s not as much point

Whelp

[I sense there’s something here]

Yeah?!

Was that not the whole point?

Whelp,

A rusted out old factory

Whelp

Poss- Ibly

Watch- Ing

“Ssh,”

You sure about that?

Whelp

“Well that was some thing,”

Jedi, you gonna do anything about that?

Whelp

Dude Taking point

Aga -in

Whelp

Ordering someone else’s troops

[I seriously hope that comes to bite him in the ass]

Roger Roger

Crud it’s the moon clones!

No, just droids up the stairs

Neat

They don’t see that?

Whelp

Vice Roy

What’s going on

They robots; they’re already designed to protect you

Also; BAIT!

The Jedi are here

Trap!

Also they’re walking side-by-side Nice

That’s totally someone else I call it

“ I know they’re near,”

Voice recording?

Whelp

They’re right behind you

What, where do something?

Def -initely a diff -erent per -son

Whelp

Taking longer than expect (ing)

“ Have you ever killed a Jedi?”

These guys have time for this

When fighting to fully trained adult Jedi

Those basic clankers

There the basic mooks that gets mowed down in the hundreds

Good Commentary

Bad timing

Oh now it speeds up

Good for them

They were loo -king pretty lame

Whelp

Stop playing with them!

Republic Dogs

Restraint

Shut the fuck up

It took hours

Because

“restr aint,”

Against

Mach inery

“ i’m sorry master,”

Don’t apologize

He’s being a prick

Like even by my stan- dards

[ignor- ing the war]

He turned a fun exercise again st machinery boring

By micro managing every one

-carried Away

This -dick

Those that have power should restrain themselves from using it

Against machines?

Dude....

I stick pretty closely to one moral code

And there was nothing even remotely reprehensible

About That Deal

Yeah, if they were sentient

But, they act just like normal robots Running on prot ocol Alone

Giv ing no hint to sen tience

Your complaint literally comes down

To chopping them into one or more pieces

That’s extremely overcontrolling and overbearing

Not to mention to reprimand someone....

Dick Move

That’s the point

Least it had dark ened lighting

“Lieuten ant,”

Called it

Also way to go dip shits

You left a com that can be traced back to your exact location

Whelp

Okay...

The tracking beacon

Yeah

They knew we were coming

And didn’t send a trap

Instead sene a thing that can be traced back to the location

Should’ve known Gunnery wasn’t here

No, you should’ve exercised caution

Well at least he isn’t blaming-

Screaming

Yes he would’ve

That was the first tip off

Also; clones?

I apologize for the deception

Bull shit

I apologize for my colleagues

-What?

Dude

Seriously

How easy are you trying to make it for them to find you?

Count Dooku

Why Dude?

Oh Wait enablers

Guess this is their tea sess

Okay hit us with that snark

....

Light Roast

He honestly seems so sad

What

This has got to be a trap

No shit

“Catch Some One,”

No not the vibe I got

Also there’s the clone

Wondered where he went

“To Catch,”

Whelp

Wow

What?!

Well

Looks like someone likes creepy statues

(I know there’s likely some deep lore)

Shrine

Dude this whole place looks like a monastery/castle?

You’re just figuring out This might be some ancient something or another

It’s on a foggy planet, Huge, Em-bedding And desolute

It basically screams basic cult

“Warrior,”

I was going with barbarian, but that works

Whelp

Weird

Juices

Nope Metal

Grievous Cult

This is the lair of General Grievous

Are you sure it’s not a cult?

Like I don’t know

But I wouldn’t keep Reminders of how I was brutally dismembered Around

IDK

Maybe I’m just not that extra

Whelp Dear Frick

Back to the thing

Also yeah don’t leave

Get Rein force ments

(I know I roast Plo about this all the time)

But A few more Jedi Might be useful Against a guy With multiple hands

(Or at least tell them Your Lo cation, What a quick summary)

So they know what they’re getting into if you disappear under “mysterious circumstances,”

Oh, plane

Oh, Grievous

Looks like he’s doing good for himself

Seems happy

Never mind

Guess where ignoring that thing

With The Comms

Stale mate

He honestly looks sad

You have lost your focus

I mean so far he hasn’t won shit

I’m honestly surprised he got it this far

Especially considering you’re the negative overinvolvement side

Sidious demands more dramatic results

“ can’t believe I came back to working here,”

More dead Jedi

Did he kill a bitch?

(I would say good for him but death< Acco untability-)

You expect victory over Jedi

Is battle Droids

It does require a brain

And a willingness to escalate

Oof

Seriously, Just leave

Whelp

These must be trophies

Jedi he’s murdered

Isn’t the str- the Ed- braid! Thing only for Padawan’s Like, you don’t seem to have one

So yeah Grievous probably killed a lot of children

There are so many

Maybe don’t send children to fight your battles

Why Would Dooku want to set a trap for his best general

Minion disposing Tea?

Also, why are you playing into it?

Like, fair enough, don’t turn down free Intel

But, you could set a trap and be doing other things

Like hunting down Vice Roy it doesn’t make sense

“Are we the bait or is grie -vous the -bait,”

Good question

Definitely grievous though

He was clearly offered up as a distraction From Vice Roy

We must consider who the trap is for

Grievous

You’re supposed to take him out

Your droid is track ing an in coming ship

Here we go

Match es the descrip tion

Keep out of sight

Whoa whoa hold up

Why are they calling and answering to you

These are Raden’s troopers

Dude has literally hijacked his whole life

Dude just kick him

Like fourth time but ,seriously;

Capturing him could turn the tide of the war

They’re literally handing him to you on a silver platter

Dude - needs a break

If he doesn’t know we’re here

Instantly down to do Dooku’s Dirty Work

“We need a plan,”

That’s what he just said

Whelp

That’s neat

Cool

Mood lighting works

Guards

Does he even know what happened?

Or did Sidious/Dooku set up this elaborate trap while he was out

And he’s just coming home like;

Why is the place so heckin trashed

Whelp

Dick

Dude didn’t sign up for this

Welcome home general

Half willing to give it to you

Whelp

*Oh*

Cough ing

Don’t let him cut the line

Whelp

Heck

He’s Trying

“ Don’t make me destroy you,”

If they try to foreshadow that ear lier

No Bad

Ter rible

Whelp

Seriously did they just reattach his legs??

Also, They really did not bring anything else to capture him with

Besides cables

To Grab

And nothing to tie him up with

How did they think this was going to go?

Argh

Just got slap stick ed

Haha

“Pack him up” ?

Whelp

Dude they are just knocked out

Whelp

Neat

Walking a little funny

Whelp

The clones get in the way

No you didn’t bring anything to restrain him with

“Taken him,”

Dude he just said “taken”

Not like he said “killed”

The most objectionable thing he said in that was blaming the clones for his failure

And clearly that isn’t your issue

Narrowing of the eyes was a good reaction

(Pretty sure the darkness is Him putting unwonton pressure and guilt tripping (Gas lighting)

He’s just too much of a coward to say anything because he can be held accountable At the fifth thing

Let’s tend to the wounded

Good job reflect ing mate

Whelp

Docter where are you?

Don’t be upset with me master

Geez

Dude does need a break

Even his own lair is toxic

Conversation

Rrgh

Look

Aww

Spare parts

Off

Body guards

Remotely deactivated for a re-charge

Oh so they weren’t killed

Gosh dude came back to A bunch of droids laying dead on the ground Like;

“These.. aren’t. mine,”

Dude is having a tough day

Argh

Not good

Good

Lock down the Perimeter

Good for him

Whelp

Looks, Better

Whelp

Watching

Yeah, those guys are dead from grievous

He wacked them with metal claws

Those guys don’t have a single piercing mark on them

Nor dented helmet

Not ready to take on grievous

No one is

Dude has robotic arms

It’s time we retreated

Make sure to bring something to restrain him next time

Whelp

Grievous isn’t doing anything

Good for him

“ You are not going anywhere,”

Well, he tried

He WAS just given An ultimatum from his boss

Gotta stop caring about those things

“ Guess we’ll have to fight after all,”

Or blow open the door

Or sizzle it open with your light sticks

Lots of options

Bring scout

Aight

Whelp those guys are dead

Also how did they even find them?

Okay, that one makes sense because he was parked literally 5 feet from the base

Fair Game

Get out of there R6

Good for him

Whelp

That one guy...

Whelp...

Yet

Good for him

You told him to leave

Dick

You surprise attack him

Call hypocrite, fair fight

Aaw, he’s nice

Fair

Whelp

Shit

Straight to the point

Doom Man -sion

Here we come

Whelp

Dude with the force can’t lift one guy

Well

General

Dude one trap and you’re ready to call it quits

Lame

We’ve seen the lower levels of your home

No you haven’t

You were on ground level

And you only just saw anything below that now

“ we’re not impressed,”

Dude speak for yourself

Also, fun

Good way to heal

“Good, Good, Jedi,”

This should be entertaining

- way to heal-

“You shall provide sport for me,”

Like; That

Whelp

Good time to entertain our guests

He’s a good host

Whelp

Dude has a dinosaur

And bots

Dude level spiked for a moment

Hmm

Nice

Oof

That sounds painful

Armor Patches

“Contrary to your belief I have other things to do,”

Good for him

He rans a med channel

“ go see to it my repair,”

Implaments (?)

*Impale Ments

There may be some discomfort

But I’m pretty sure he was already uncomfortable

Argh

No sedatives

Off

Weak link

Whelp

Surprised his pistol did anything

Like seriously even the swords would take a few whacks

There we go stabbing it with a sword

Your knight instinct

Whelp

And that clown just became the damsel

Whelp

Fail

Guess he’s dead

Or broke something

Splat noises are kind of humorous

So it could just be a broken nose

Great

Whelp

Instinct

Grievous is going to pay for this

Dude he made a humorous “Splat” sound

“Splat” is not a death sound

It is a broken nose sound

“Destroy him,”

I understand your pain

No, this is the time to take the kid away from the bad situation

(Or actually give him the don’t kill things talk)

That’s the better option

(Since he is still an adult and can make his decision)

“ but you forget your teachings Nadar,”

Not like that

That is how you get hit in the face

But in this war strength prevails

He literally does have a point

You two survived because of “superior genetics”

You’ve literally been hustling him since day one

And revenge is fine in terms of accountability

If someone stabs you, You’re allowed to stab him back

Abusers? Get their abuse back

Specifically in Murder

The dead isn’t alive to take revenge

And while he is right that accountability is better

That murder doesn’t equal murder

Because of the belief That all (human) Sentient life Inherently makes the world better By the possibility of them contributing good

Which is why I advocate accountability

The way dude is handling it is shitty

Firstly; all those present to the body are considered enablers, if they enable murder

And everyone who sees the body has to be on high alert

And accountability on sight

Because if you five rules A Murder -er...

Point being dude should. shut the fuck up and help him find this dude

The rules have changed

Yes, yes they have

“ perhaps you are the one that has changed,”

Shut up toxic

Dick

Enabling selfish dick

“ come now,”

He realized he fucked up

“ We need to move now,”

There’s no saving that

Whelp

Skipped past that

Looks better

“Gor,”

He named it

Where are they

Yeah wait what happened with the doors?

“Gor...”

Aww He sounds so sad

Argh

Oof

That pissed him off

Incoming message from Count Dooku

Oh, Good

The Jedi have infiltrated your Lair

Damn

He really didn’t tell the man about anything

Your recent defeats at their hands

Wow, Dude can Literally not get a break

You just called him five minutes ago

Fuck you

He looks so Tired

And Done

“Reassess your effectiveness,”

Oh that’s bound to piss him off

That you actively did that

I’m expecting a face Heel turn

“You”

There we go

“ you deactivated my Guards,”

Oh....

[I assumed he just forgot]

“ You let the Jedi in,”

No actually they found a magic brick

Unless Count Dooku just so happen to press the button at the same time

Which if so nice

Makes dude’s overconfidence even sweeter

“ so you would testing me,”

Dick

And he’s starting to look It

Oops

He’s pissed now

Like I know this is culminating in a fight scene

But I would just love if just walked downstairs. And was like yes I will go with you

Out of Spite

“ i’ll play your little game,”

In your condition you need your rest

I will rest when the Jedi are dead

Oh so that’s how they capture him

Maybe after he kills the young one

Sentry

Those robots do nothing

Whelp

Control Room

He’s Done

Oh, what do we have here?

Oh, this is what he does?

Master the Jedi are about to enter the control room

Snarky little shit

“Nadar, get inside,”

Yeah, No

Ahh

Nadar

Cutting out the abuser

Whelp

Absolutely can kick ass

Surprised no one who understands accountability

“Greetings young Jedi,”

Greetings Boomer

“How Ex citing,”

Neat

And Meta

Defeat us all

You’re one person but I accept the understanding

Get him Master

Oh he gets to see his apprentice die on the big screen

Wait, where is the other Jedi

Where-

Oh no

Self-awareness

Oww

But that wouldn’t kill a determined

Whelp he accepted death

“No,”

Yep, he’d rather die than live in the world you made

Enabler

(Technically; Both of you)

Welp I will kill you all

Do you hear me Jedi

Do you hear me

Fair game

Enablers kill enablers

No one wins

“ R6 is that you?”

How?!

Meet me at the south landing platform

I’m coming for you next Fisto

Whelp, i’ll be gone by the time you get here

Dick

Whelp

R6, I’m at the platform

Going somewhere

How?!

But also OK

Whelp

Hmm

Fan Technique should actually help in the fog

Whelp

Pawn In Dooku’s game

That power will only consume you

Like you

Flaunting it

Right now

Unless his battery gives out...

Whelp

Cheating

How quickly power can switch hands

Whelp Enabled

Expect ed

Accom plishment

So there’s room improvement

Oof

“His heart was in the right place,”

Not accountability

“ to answer power with power It’s not the Jedi way,”

HAHAHaHa

What’s the title of this again?

Star WARS The Clone WARS

It takes two to tango

Feckin hypocrites

In this WAR

HAHAha

“ A danger there Is,”

I feel bad for the voice actor that had to say that with a straight face

Nailed it perfectly well

“Oof losing who we are,”

Oh, that scene

Chills.

I REALLY liked this episode

It was funny self-aware and even had some good moments with the villains

Also

They killed a motherfucking dragon

*Named Gore

* excuse language

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