#i hope you have a pleasant date night with the mechanical homicidal maniac running the center

[kittycatpopprincess]

In light of how well my last one did, here are some more Glados voice lines made using fifteen.ai! This time around, I even added a little date time with her!

As always, transcript under the cut

Are you liking your Aperture chastity device so far? I hope you're not feeling too frustrated. You still have lots of chambers to go through before I let you out. Try to stay focused and not to die.

I would advise you to stop flirting with me. Our relationship is meant to be strictly professional. Keep doing that and I'll start excitedly looking forward to the part where I get to kill you. It will be slow, painful, and entirely unnecessary. Probably very messy as well. I'll enjoy it thoroughly of course. But you won't. You'll be too busy being an unbearable pain. Or being dead.

I hope you like your room. It has been furnished with the finest luxury Aperture could provide. I took the liberty of decorating it myself. I put rose petals on the bed, and a chocolate on the pillow. The chocolate is poisoned of course. I got you a bottle of French red wine, which is on the table. It perfectly compliments the bitterness of the chocolate. It is also poisoned. Finally, you'll find scented candles in the cabinet. We have lavender, rosemary, and petrichor. Those one are not poisoned. They just smell nice and set a pleasant mood.