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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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Quick PSA

Do not feed bread to birds. Do not feed crackers to birds. Do not feed sandwiches to birds. It is incredibly unhealthy for the birds to eat human food and it encourages them to behave too sociably, which can kill them in the long run.

#i was under the impression that everyone knew this but apparently not #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 5 months

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i hold my cupped hands out to you, you look closer and see i am offering you a small precocial baby bird, how do you react?

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 5 months

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i hold out my cupped hands to you, you look inside and see i am offering you a small atricial baby bird. how do you react?

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 3 months

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ostrich eggs are the largest bird egg

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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YESSSSS i finally SAW a carolina wren!!!

#i've been hearing them in the trees for weeks #it's been killing me trying to get a look at one of 'em #and last night i heard one outside the window and looked out and it was just sitting there like two feet from my face #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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this pair of ducks (1 male and 1 female) i keep seeing in the same spot. my walks are not complete without seeing them.

#Mr. and Mrs. Mallard i call them #Anas platyrhynchos #Mallard #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 5 months

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there are two kinds of baby bird.

fluffy, adorable wittle guy! look at the flurf! i just wanna hug it.

and AH! what is that fucked up demon worm? get the moist ass skrieching abomination away from me.

#im not even kidding #the fluffy ones are called precocial and the gross ones are called atricial #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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i saw so many fucking pigeons its ridiculous

#there were like 40 in one spot #Columba livia #Rock Dove aka Rock Pigeon aka Feral Pigeons aka That-One-Pigeon-You-See-All-The-Time #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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HYPOTHETICALLY. If i took one of the baby ducks from the pond near my house. Would that be bad? totally hypothetical.

(THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG I JUST WANNA SNATCH ONE UP)

yes. that would be bad. the ducks would not be happy at all and also it is incredibly hard to properly care for a baby bird.

#sorry #but please dont i doubt youd be able to care for it properly #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #the pigeons have someone to talk to??#three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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69 European Starlings. more than any of the other birds i saw today by a ton.

#they are everywhere #the only birds that broke the 30s are invasive #house sparrow and feral pigeon and european starling #fucking brits taking over the country #Columba livia #Sturnus vulgaris #Passer domesticus #Feral Pigeon #European Starlings #House Sparrow #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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i dont wanna brag or anything but i saw so many birds today

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 3 months

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the fastest creature on earth is the peregrine falcon when diving

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 3 months

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blue-footed boobies' mating dance mostly consist of showing off their feet

#look it up on youtube its hilarious #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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ftm house finch after coming out heading over to the Vat[tm] to soak his head in human blood

#i am a visionary #house finch gender affirming care #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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male house finches look like they just finished dunking their head in a vat of human blood

#half-convinced they're secretly vampires #i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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nickbutnodick · 4 months

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I SAW A FLEDGING HOUSE SPARROW TODAY I AM SO HAAAAPPPYYYYY

#i immensely dislike eugene schieffelin #three pigeons in a trench coat

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