#i just went and paint this person hair blue lmaoooooo

[taylors-fourth-cat-meow]

Acomaf Chapter 55

Warnings: 18+ only ; anti feysand; bad smut.

I just want to make clear that I, in no shape or form, like this badly written smut doing this cause some of ya'll requested it. So I am proud to present the infamous Chp 55 commentary.

I watched him consume every spoonful, his eyes darting between where I stood and the soup.

Umm... Does sjm not realise just how unromantic soup is? Like why soup? It's...slimy and has vegetables and boiled stuff and like- it's the least romantic food bruhhh 😭

 “I was going to tell you what I’d decided the moment I saw you on the threshold.”

Maybe you should....

Rhys twisted in his seat toward me. “And now?”

Ohh yeahh Feyre answer him!! What do u think of your sexual assaulter now?? After he told you he SA'd you for your own good, told you a sob story and gaslighted you! No srsly I am so intrigued. Please do tell.

Aware of every breath, every movement, I sat in his lap. His hands gently braced my hips as I studied his face. “And now I want you to know, Rhysand, that I love you. I want you to know … ” His lips trembled, and I brushed away the tear that escaped down his cheek.

WHAT THE FUCK? BESTIE WHAT?!

“I want you to know,” I whispered, “that I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belongs to you. And I am honored—honored to be your mate.”

Honoured?? Wtf 😭😭😭 why wud u be honoured to he tied to Rhysie???? BITCH HE SA'd YOU! I wud have legit went naked out in snow and died of hypothermia if I were her Honoured my ass.

Rhys looked up, his face gleaming with tears. He went still as I leaned in, kissing away one tear. Then the other. As he had once kissed away mine.

Here we go with the retcons again. If I remember correctly babe, he licked your tears. Yes he licked u without your consent and like then twisted your bones. Literally.

The word's licked. Not kissed. Don't make it romantic. It's fucking gross.

His body shuddered with what might have been a sob, but his lips found my own.

You wanna know what my body is shuddering with? Disgust.

Rhysand scooped me up in a smooth movement before laying me flat on the table—amongst and on top of all the paints.

Ouchh.. that's gotta hurt. I mean aren't paints in like glass bottles?

I plunged my fingers into his hair, and he braced a hand beside my head—smack atop a palette of paint. 

Nah noo why? Why the paints? Is it supposed to be poetic cause she paints? Nah i- paints are gross and sticky and have a weird smell?

He let out a low laugh, and I watched, breathless, as he took that hand and traced a circle around my breast, then lower, until he painted a downward arrow beneath my belly button.

PLSS 💀

Homeboy thinks he's Google maps.

Thanks for the directions sir.

“Lest you forget where this is going to end,” he said.

Wtf is this shit?? Like is this supposed to be dirty talk?

He bhagwan uthale mujhe 😭😭 (translation: oh god kill me)

I snarled at him, a silent order, and he laughed again, his mouth finding my other breast.

Idk why but whenever it's mentioned that someone snarls, All I can think of is old ppl snoring loudly.

Smearing it in his hair, until great streaks of blue and red and green ran through it.

PLSSS RHYSIE WITH BLUE, RED AND GREEN HIGHLIGHTS LMAOOOOOO

Rhys pulled back again, and I let out a bark of protest—

Okayyy... What is this really? Is she shapeshifting into a dog or like-

I want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast.

Yepp that's doesn't sound cannibal-ly at all.

He growled his approval at my moan, my taste, and unleashed himself on me entirely

Okayy I get u wanna do it doggie style but that doesn't mean u have behave Iike them too 😭💀

He looked me over, naked, covered in paint, his own face and body smeared with it, and give me a slow, satisfied male smile. 

Umm... But how is a smile male or female? Like what is a male smile? Do tell.

Wholly naked, I watched as he unbuttoned his pants, and the considerable length of him sprang free. 

I'm sorry but sprang free. 🤣🤣💀

I leaned up, reaching over his shoulder to caress the powerful curve of his wing.

Rhys shuddered, and I watched his cock twitch.

Nah but what is this weird wing fettish sjm has?????? Like wtf? This reminds of the anon ask about Illariyans orgasming on the battlefield because some touch their wings. 💀💀

and slid in. And in. And in.

Is this a typo or is she really that bad a writer?

My friend through many dangers.

My lover who had healed my broken and weary soul.

My mate who had waited for me against all hope, despite all odds.

Great! I'll join in! You're sexual assaulter who traumatised you for three months.

drawing out my pleasure until I felt and saw and smelled that bond between us, 

OHHH NO GROSSS WTF SHE MEAN BY SMELLED

Outside, the mountains trembled, the remaining snow rushing from them in a cascade of glittering white, only to be swallowed up by the waiting night below.

Not the Illariyans hiding under their tables cause their hl orgasmed and now there is an earthquake. Life there seems fun ngl.

[chasingstxrdust]

1 - 55?

oh wow okay you’re just going all in on this one okay here we go then... 

1. Name- Caitlin 2. Age- 203. City that you live in- Currently I’m in Flagstaff, Arizona but soon Dortmund, Germany for a while 4. What do most people not know about you?- sometimes I like to just watch rubicks cube solve videos? I don’t even own one they’re just fun to watch? 5. What do most people know you for?- Super into tattoos and literature 6. Hobbies- reading, watching youtube, sometimes I dabble in art and poetry, camping, hiking7. What are your passions?- literature, linguistics, poetry, art8. What do you search for in a significant other?- at this point? I’ll settle for a pulse and someone who actually likes me 7. What are you most proud of?- I’ve made it through 20 years of life is my biggest accomplishment at the moment tbh 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?- lmaoooooo idk never ? years ago if ever? 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?- I collected bottles and shells for a little while when I was younger now I mostly collect a ridiculous amount of books? not even like cool old books or anything I just have way to many books and refuse to part with any of them 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.- Go sky diving, Live and travel in Europe, write some kind of publishable book (whether novel or poetry or whatever), learn german fluently, visit every state in america, go cliff jumping, and I literally can’t think of anything else. I’ve never really been a bucket list kinda person11. What was the last thing you learned?- When building many of the original Christian churches pagans would often be hired to do the labor and so as they were building many of these churches they hid secret pagan/witchcraft based symbols and imagery within the structures so that they could secretly worship the old gods even when forced to attend christian services 12. How many relationships have you been in?-  013. Turn ons- idk neck kisses is the only specific one I can think of in the moment,14. Turn offs- bigotry prejudice or un-warranted hate of any kind 15. Favourite food- definitely a tie believe gyro pitas, baklava and Loco Moco from hawaii (oh also poutine is so fucking good?)  16. Favourite drink- Alcohol wise? definitely this blue raspberry cotton candy tasting one my friend figured out. Non-Alcoholic? Any type of hibiscus tea ever made 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?- honestly idk? I haven’t had any that were like super memorable?18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?- depends on the mood you catch me bb but mostly I try to be optimistic it’s just not easy sometimes19. Do you sleep during class?- On purpose? no. Out of my body’s base needs for sleep after too many hours of sleep deprivation causing me to continually fall asleep during class on accident? yes 20. What is the most expensive thing you own?- I would say my car but I technically don’t really own that so I mean I think my laptop would be the next highest priced item in my possession 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?- oh god fuck idk? Post it notes probably? You can use them shits for so many reasons22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?- I mean I constantly have it next to me so like I see it go off if it does but like actually picking up and purposefully looking to see if I have any new notifications? like maybe once or twice an hour depending on my over all boredom level. 23. Text or call?- text all the way 24. Opinion on long distance?- relationship? I think it takes a very strong very secure couple to be able to handle long distance, it definitely won’t work for everyone25. What is your definition of success?- Being happy and financially stable and content with your life and what you’ve achieved 26. Favourite song?- atm it’s Overwhelming by Jon Bellion27. Favourite artist?- Jon Bellion as per the last question 28. Celebrity crush/crushes?- nope don’t really have any, except maybe lexa and octavia from the 100, oh and Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn9929. When was the last time you read for fun?- yesterday? maybe it was the day before idk? 30. Favourite flower?- don’t really have one atm 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?- like a grand or two cash so I can pay off my credit card 32. Any guilty pleasures?- sure who doesn’t have a guilty pleasure33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?- oh dang I can only pick one thing? but the list is soooo long, fine I want to not snore anymore please thanks! 34. What do you search for in a friend?- loyalty, kindness, reciprocation of effort you know the basics 35. How many times have you said “I love you” in the past month?- maybe like once or twice to my parents while I was down with them idk? 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?- taco bell37. Why do bad things happen to good people?- cuz the world is a fucked up place38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?- being stabbed in the eye wtf where’s the contest? I mean yea being left out sucks, it sucks ass and I hate when it happens but at least I have sight in both eyes afterwards what even?39. How many green shirts do you own?- I have like one green sweater and a single green tee-shirt I got for a thing at work that I’ve worn like maybe once40. Do you like anime?- no41. What do you invest the most time in?- things I shouldn’t be doing in order to avoid doing the things I should 42. What was the name of the last book you read?- I’m currently reading both House of Leaves (if you like reading check it out it’s so good trust me!) and Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft43. What’s the difference between loving and liking someone?- idk let me know if you figure out cuz I can’t seem to tell 44. Where are you most productive?- no where 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.- playing stupid games, driving around aimlessly and camping 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.- almost everything I enjoy doing I enjoy doing alone 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?- I think we’re never going to have everyone agreeing 100% with everyone else, there will always be tension in the world and anger but how we handle that tension and anger can make a big difference over all and I do believe that we can get to a place in the world where war isn’t our first option or even our tenth option on the list when we’re trying to solve a conflict. 48. Do you have any allergies?- Yea! Recently discovered I’m allergic to avocados and I’m also allergic to penicillin so that’s fun you know 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?- at someone, like in a way meant to cause harm? I have no clue, but I mean somehow cussing has become apart of my conversational vocabulary so like I’ve definitely said fuck or shit or bitch or something like that in conversation recently 50. What was the last promise you made?- I can’t remember? 51. What was your last dream about?- I dreamt about getting my tattoo the night before I went and got it and was very confused when I woke up without a new tattoo 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?- Charly, Stephanie, Maddi, Kyle and Sophia 53. How many countries have you visited?- Including america where I live, 2 maybe 3 depending on how you classify the bahamas/puerto rico 54. What is your favourite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)- I’m not sure what this question is looking for and I’ve only been to a couple museums in my whole life so I’d have to say the Smithsonian’s art museums 55. When was the last time somebody complimented you?- lmao idk maybe last week right after I got my hair done I was getting a lot of compliments on the purple coloring