#i literally wouldnt watch but if i did i'd do it purely to hate both sides with a burning passion

[crow-talks-hockey]

not to be dramatic but i MIIIIIIGHT just kms if this whole "rags v s^rs" matchup happens. like who the FUCK would i root for?? i mean i can't go for the rags I HATE THEM; not especially since dallas actually has players i like but what else am i gonna do???? cheer matt DOUCHEBAG on? want b3nn to win it and get the undeserved honor of lifting the cup first?? cheer on the stupid ass team that (speaking in this hypothetical future) eliminated both my desired cup winners???? IT WOULD LITERALLY BE THE MATCHUP FROM HELL.

genuinely tho. like: "let's seeeeeeeee who do i root forrrrrr hmmmm *weighs hands against one another* head-shotter captain ORRRR head-shotter captain? hmmmmm gonna have to think on that uhhhh how about just no? just no! we're getting a fucking mcmattdrai stanley cup final and there is NOTHING you fake bitches can do about it! long love the whimsy!"