#i live in the unventilated basement of an awful hotel. i only eat burgers from the restaurant

[rad-roche]

been enjoying apartment decoration in shadows of doubt. i think i know a decent amount regarding noir and detective media, so i've taken great care to make this as accurate as possible

here's my apartment. notice the darkness, and the 75 expensive paintings of dead dogs

the tasteful wallpaper, offset by the bed in the middle of the room. let's go to the bathroom

naturally, the mirror was broken in a fit of existential ennui, so i've put another dog there. no toilet because i don't deserve one