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#i love the artist of that painting though. And I love Kevin The Pathetic Cat
emberwritesinsight · 2 years
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRuLHS4TwY
OH MY GOD
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2: I’m 19 years old, but I turn 20 in June
3: My birthday is June 23rd
5: 3 is my favorite number!
7: I have a pet cat at home. His name is CATastrophe (I didn’t name him that)
8: I’m from Provo, Utah
9: I’m Five foot six.
11: Oh geez. Well I own three tap shows, two dress shoes, one pair of flip flops, one pair of Uggs, a pair of Doc Martins, and two pairs of Converse. So I guess I own 10 pairs of shoes.
12: My last dream was a Hell Dream. I was tangled in my bed sheets and I couldn’t breathe. Then Kevin came up to me with a rope draped around his neck. He told me I corrupted him. Then he, Steve and all the other boys I thought were attractive grabbed me and his hissed at me and hit me. Then Mom and Dad showed up. They looked so disappointed in their homosexual son. Dad grabbed a steaming pot of coffee and spilled it all over me to the point where I couldn’t breathe. 
13: My talents include: Singing, tap dancing, and pretending I’m not gay. I’m also a decent artist.
15: My favorite song is House of Memories by Panic! At The Disco. It’s kinda embarrassing, but I related to it a lot as a kid, and it just kind of stuck. I also have a memory of Kevin coming up and playing it for me when we first met so that just adds another reason for me to like it.
16: My favorite movie is GBF (Gay Best Friend) because it was so cliche, bad and funny. I am a sucker for romcoms.
17: My ideal partner is someone who will care for me even when times are tough. He should be funny and smart and a tiny bit annoying, but loving. In other words, Kevin.
18: Yeah, I’ve always dreamed about having children. The movie Annie inspired me to adopt. And I want to raise my children where same-sex couples with children are common.
24: I’m a total shower person. I mean, have you tried singing the bathtub? Definitely not the same feeling. 
27: Being a big celebrity is my childhood dream. It seems really fun, mostly because people care about you.
28: I like broadway musicals, especially big finales. But besides that, my music taste is a mess. I like some popular songs, like Pompeii, but I also love songs like Turn Off The Lights
29: I used to go skinny dipping every Saturday when I was in high school in hope that some boy would find me insanely attractive. I was desperate, okay?
30: At home, I sleep with four pillows. But in Uganda, I sleep with one.
31: I usually sleep in fetal position, but I always wake up facing the ceiling somehow.
38: Once I went three days without sleep because I was so anxious for my audition to Juilliard. I didn’t make it in.
40: No, but I’ve been a lot of people’s secret admirer.
46: Flamboyant and bubbly.
47: My tap shoes! They cost 70 bucks!
50: I’m a leftie!
58: If I’m horny, my ego triples. It never gets as big as Kevin’s though.
59: I suck lollipops, obviously. How do you think I got so much practice?
60: I sometimes talk to myself, especially when I’m very busy.
61: I used to sing myself to sleep because and pretend it was someone else because Mom never sang to me. I was such a pathetic kid.
66: I’m a short hair kind of guy. But not like buzz cut or bald short.
69: I like to think of myself as an extrovert. When I’m crushing on someone, I can be so introversive though.
 74: VERY. But Kevin hasn’t figured that out yet.
 76: Yeah, I mean I am district leader.
 77: Nope. Mormons don’t drink unless you’re Kevin
 79: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend, Steve Blade. I used to imagine him naked. I guess that’s a pretty strong first crush, huh?
 84: I’m a redhead!
 85: My eyes are a blueish green.
 92: I have thought of baby names. My current favorite is Simon, closely followed by Owen and Isaac.
 93: I would prefer a boy, but I will love my child no matter what gender they end up being.
96: My great grandfather’s name was Connor, so I was named after him.
97: Yeah, actually. I am somehow related to King Henry VIII. I don’t exactly know how though, It’s complicated.
 99: My bedspread is light blue.
 100: My room is painted electric blue. Dad thought it would make me more manly.
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