#i love vegetta's near cryptid existence in the server

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Vegetta wondering why people in the server are afraid of him as if he wasn’t the strongest player before the Brazilians arrived and then proceeded to instill the fear of mines to the Brazilians and French at their first week and day at the server respectively. 

My man. My dude. No one sees you, you’re almost like an urban legend but they can’t Hatsune Miku you like they did Wilbur because 1) you have a child and husband who always gets involved in cheating allegations 2) they actually saw you on their initial arrivals 3) you blew them up with mines for the gags 4) you pranked ALL of them with alarms and black signs and 5) Foolish has so many things that they don’t even know where to get because of YOU

Vegetta, sweetie, I’m sorry but you really can’t blame them for being terrified of you sgfys