#i might write a fic later with medic spy and heavy on their flight together

[hazmattenhatten]

So, I'm writing a fanfic right now that's set before the game starts, and there's a part where Scout's taking a flight to New Mexico. And so I got distracted and spent over half an hour figuring out the flight routes that the mercenaries would take to get there. The routes are as follows:

Scout: Takes a flight from Boston to Dallas, then Dallas to Albuquerque

Soldier: Drives from Idaho (I jokingly headcanon he's from Idaho) to Seattle, then takes a flight from Seattle to Las Vegas, then Las Vegas to Albuquerque

Pyro: I don't even know where he's from so I don't know how he'd get there either. For my writing purposes he gets there before everyone else

Demoman: Takes a train from Ullapool to Glasgow, then takes a flight from Glasgow to London, then London to Los Angeles, then Los Angeles to Albuquerque

Heavy: Gets to Moscow probably through a lot of driving and flights that I don't even want to begin thinking about, then takes a flight from Moscow to Istanbul, then Istanbul to London, then London to Houston, then Houston to Albuquerque

Engineer: Drives from Bee Cave to Dallas, then takes a flight from Dallas to Albuquerque

Medic: Takes a train from Stuttgart to Munich, then takes a flight from Munich to Houston, then Houston to Albuquerque

Sniper: Drives to Sydney, then takes a flight from Sydney to Brisbane, then Brisbane to Los Angeles, then Los Angeles to Albuquerque

Spy: (Assuming he starts in Paris) Takes a flight from Paris to Munich, then Munich to Houston, then Houston to Albuquerque

So, unless I decide to change things for my own writing purposes, Scout and Engineer fly together, Demo and Sniper fly together, and Medic and Spy fly together and are later joined by Heavy. Soldier is the only one flying by himself (honestly not a great idea).

Was this way too much work? Yes. Will I do it again in the near future? Probably.