#i need a slipper to hit over the back of obey me megumi's head

[calamitouskings]

as a binger, i'm very selective of ongoing fics i'm subscribed to.

some fics make me grin when i get an update email, and when i finish the update, i beam and nod and happily go about my day thinking about blorbos being happy / horny / on their way to poundtown.

some fics make me go, "oh fuck oh goD IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING" and i read it (with breaks in between bc FUCK IT'S RLLY HAPPENING) and once i'm done, i have to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling for an hour bc it's so painful. great update, but ow, damn, these splinters to the heart. jesus fuck. can't wait for more pain. haha. haha.