#i promise i'll do something with the other courtiers soon it's just... T H E M

[consul-valerius]

More Valerius/Valdemar headcanons: the spicy edition 😤 This is gonna be saucy, so it’ll be under a read more !

Lots of medical play; medical play gives the impression of indifference and also Valdemar is a nerd lmao Valerius likes the helplessness he feels during it; he knows if it really gets too much, he has a safe word he can fall back on, but in the meantime sexy doctor make brain go WRRRR

Valerius is usually the one to initiate sex, whether purposefully or unintentionally. Typically Valdemar can’t be bothered with sex/won’t pursue it. They’ve got other, more important science-y things to do, animals to dissect, beetles to feed, you get it. They’ll know Valerius is in the mood if he invites them at a later time to his estate or even by the way he dresses— he does little things to get Valdemar’s attention. However, sometimes Valerius is just.... being himself and it just so happens to push Valdemar over the edge. This can be anything from being brattier than usual or even having a violent outburst; in one scenario Valdemar wants to put him in his place and in the other they just really want to get R A I L E D.

Valdemar likes to think they have all the power in the relationship, but half the time Valerius is manipulating them to do the things he wants to do. “Oh no, you’re so mad at me, you’re not going to p u n i s h me are you? 😈” “oh wow, you’re so worked up, it would be a shame if we pounded each other like animals all night long 🤭” Valerius likes that he has to play mind-games with Valdemar; Lucio was so easy to please and easy to read. He likes that Valdemar is intelligent and is extremely complex and yet fun to influence in these ways.

Valdemar likes to power bottom. End of statement.

Because everything has to be a game and they both don’t want to acknowledge any growing feelings, they try to avoid vanilla or even lazy sex. It’s either someone’s getting stabbed or tied to table or NOTHING.

There is, however, a lot of.... strangely sweet aftercare. Because their play is so hardcore/rough, it’s almost essential that they have a cool down time. As mentioned in my previous post, Valerius is very self-care orientated and will probably benefit most if they take a long bath together. He actually allows Valdemar to brush through his hair and he’s open to giving Valdemar a massage if they’re up for it. Sometimes they’re too overwhelmed by touch to really want Valerius doing that, so they may just sit together in silence and enjoy their company. They like to share a bed post-sex too; they’re not exactly CUDDLING, but there’s a sense of calm by just sleeping next to each other (and Valerius may subconsciously hold onto Valdemar while he’s asleep shhh)

Valdemar. Loves. Marking. Valerius. No more low cut shirts for Valerius; it’s turtle necks only if he wants to hide those hickies/bruises. He pretends to be upset by them, but when he’s alone he loves admiring how they look on his skin.

Overall, sex is more of a means of release for the both of them; any pent up frustrations or even just the stress of maintaining a clean image melt away and they can’t really just..... let loose comfortably in front of one another. This of course takes time too; they would have to build up to get to the point that they’re at. More than once Valerius was convinced Valdemar was actually going to vivisect him

soooo yes! I’m having. a lot of fun with this pairing. and I hope others are too! I got lots of good feedback on my last post and it’s very encouraging to see that I’m not alone in thinking they’re an interesting crack ship lmaoo