#i really didnt realize until the ending of slay the princess that it was asking the same big questions that soma asks

[potofbees]

was watching a slay the princess playthrough and was reminded of one of my other favorite ending dialogues

[fluffyomorashi]

Omo scenario time!!

*slaps hands together* Alright, here we go!

So everyone knows the “knight slays the dragon and goes to the top of the tower to save the princess” trope right??

Well I was day dreaming and imagined A knight traveling across the land to reach the princess and save her to live happily ever after! Once the knight arrives to the castle he realizes he’s gotta pee a little... BUT WHO CARES?! He’s a manly knight thats finally coming to the end of his long journey, about to meet his love!!

So they adjust their armor, get their sword, and Bust in ready to kickass!!— sadly the over excited knight didn’t think the dragon would be such a worthy foe!! The battle goes on longer than he anticipated, The whole time the princess locked in her room is listening to the vicious battle, nervously waiting,... but in the end he comes out victorious!!

After the distraction and intensity of the battle he’s now fully aware his need to go potty is so soooo much worse! He curses trying to squeeze his legs together, but it’s a little hard when you’re wearing a full metal armor!! He starts prancing from foot to foot looking around for a place to quickly go, when he hears his princess calling out for him! asking if he was Okay?!? if he was alive?!

Hearing her panicked voice he snaps out of it and runs up the stairs finding her door yelling for her to stand back as he tries to bust it down!! When the door finally gives he walks in a gasping mess from the effort of knocking down the door ANDDD The effort of trying to hold all his pee in ANDDDDD the effort of trying not to look desperate in front of the princess!!

The princess is gushing excitedly over filled with joy, “oh my god thank you! Thank you so much you saved me!!!-“ while the knight is almost trembling to keep his composure, meekly trying to cut her off, “y-yeah your welcome of course- um sorry but d-do you have-..a.. *blushes* um a-“

But the princess too excited to finally be rescued keeps on gushing not taking notice, “I’ve been here so long, I didn’t think anybody was going to come save me!! I owe you my life thank you thank you thank you!!!”. She she runs up to the knight, jumping into his arms pushing him back and squeezing tightly in embrace, taking him by surprise-!!

The knight lets out a high-pitched squeak, his body turning ridged as he immediately feels the embarrassing warmth going down his leg....

The princess is still hugging him, still thanking him, when she abruptly stops talking, filling the now silent air with just the sound of him piddling against his armor—... she quickly recoils and looks down and sees the yellow puddle leaking out in random places in his armor and making a big mess across the floor...

She looks back up and our big manly knight is just staring back, his whole face a bright red and tears pricked in the corner of his eyes as he chokes out a weak apology, “ I-I’m.. I’m really really about th-this I-um..sorry I uh...uh-“

But then the princess bursts back into talking mode yelling, “ O-OH GOD IM SO SO SORRY!!! I SHOULD OF ASKED- I MEAN I DIDNT MEAN TO.. IM SO SORRY HERE LET ME HELP!! I-I DONT HAVE ANY GUY CLOTHES BUT UM I-I’M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING!!!” As she immediately starts going around her room trying to gather clothes or anything to help clean up with the mess! He blinks kind of taken back, and watches her frantically run around.

After she throws the random assortments of clothes on the puddle she sheepishly just looks up him and he mutters out a shy “thank you” and she mumbles a nervous “no problem”, as they stand there in awkward silence both blushing not sure what to do or say next after this embarrassing first meeting-..until finally one of them breaks the silence with a shy cough and extends their hand with a small kind smile and says “wanna start over?.. hello what’s your name?”...

And then they lived happily ever after!☺️✨💛 🤴💦👸

((and of course years later when people ask them about their first encounter The knight is a blushing mess while the Princess just giggles saying it’s a secret))