#i recognize that it is 150% unlikely season 1 of empires is actually connected (lore wise) to season 2 in anyway asdfghjkl

[violetpunk666]

Somehow mostly through choice paralysis I managed to wait and start with Scott’s episode 

Now I’m doing pixlriffs

Ohhh yeah this dude has that DM storytelling realness as always 

YES

DM PIX CANON LETS GOOOOO

FLOATING EYEBALLS???

NO DRAGON?!?

Part of me: the forgotten descendants of the titans pix mentioned are empires s1 and that’s why there’s no dragon and the portal is open 

Also me: no that’s stupid they said it’s all new world with all new characters, it’s unrelated 

Next up sausage 

Ok well sausage said it’s set over 1000 years after season 1 so is that just a fancy way to say this has nothing to do with season 1 or they are (however minisculy) related?

DUDE I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS A COINCIDENCE BUT EVERY BONE IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING THIS IS SEASON ONE SAUSAGE MAYBE???

Like he promised he was gonna “fix everything” and even if its a different universe s1 sausage can and was reality hopping at the end of season 1

ah— nvm, this build style doesn't really emulate that of mythland

Regardless if this is empires 1 sausage or not this man has already earned a spot as a blorbo

I am invested 

Gem is pretty and I am a lesbian 🥰

Shelby jumping straight into the lore 💃

Loving shubble’s character already 

And I already headcanon her age as late teens to very early adulthood 

I’m thinking like 17-18 maybe? She said she just (barely) graduated school I’m pretty sure 

The fade and land splitting earthquakes in Katherine’s backstory remind me of the fate of the overgrown, idk if that’s cause they’re connected in some way or just brainrot asdfghjkl 

Oh yo it’s on to false! I’ve never actually watched any of her videos before so I’m excited to catch her vibe

She too, like Katherine and shubble, is jumping straight into the roleplay 

10/10 invested in this character 

And now of course onto Joel!

The mad king of mezalea confirmed to have died of heartbreak (he says it’s over his palace but… 🧜‍♀️👀)

Fwhip saying not to hurt Joel, Exxtera stays winning 

Joel calls skulk suff “corruption” 👀

And looks like Joel is the one with the gold obsession this season 

11 ft you say? hmmm I’ll have to further evaluate that one before I can except it as cannon or not