#i rly wanna show this one off it's just the right ratio of kinky and silly lmao

[calibraptor]

After a long day of adventuring I like to indulge in a good meal, and with my appetite I can pack away a LOT of food! Good thing I've got a companion who always has a good amount of coin on-hand -- and a penchant for flusteredly watching as I tuck all my food away! Said blush only intensifying as my belly swells and eventually nudges up against the edge of our table!

'Course, I often notice this and decide to add him into the fun! I know deep down he secretly adores being my meal... churned and melted down along with the rest of dinner before making himself at home on my hindquarters!

Although, I er... neglected to pluck his coinpurse off of him before I sent him down the hatch! I can FEEL his ire radiating from my rear end as I stammer and clumsily try to make some sort of excuse to the increasingly irritated barmaid! Of course, negotiations inevitably deteriorate and I find myself fleeing to the tune of flying kitchenware, not to mention the scolding of an angry rabbit echoing in the back of my mind as I weave around projectiles!

Guh, now I'm faced with the prospect of finding another place to stay AND trying to placate the irate friend clinging to my hindquarters!

*Grumble grumble* What a night...

Art by TheMuffinly on FA.