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A HIGH BUILDING RN. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WORSE LIKE THIS. HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS EASIER ON EYES THAN THE SHIT I JUST SAW. Don't ask me what it is, tho (it's really daaaaaark)
Quoting myself now wtf where's half of my ask went..IM NOT TELLING IT WAS JAW DROPPING, MY EYES POPPED OUT FR.
U have satoru idc I'm naoya's bitch
I'd suck his toes. 🥵
ANYWAYS I WAS ON REDDIT AND POSTED A FAKE ASS EROTIC CONFESSION. HOLY SHIT 40+ MEN STARTED DM-ING ME. I KINDA HAD FUN BUT THEY RUINED IT BY SENDING ME THEIR NAKED ASS 😓😓 I am traumatized. I was going to eat and this bitch had to send me his d***. He thinks he is naoya or something. Men are so annoying. I wanna commit crime rn.
I also received some jaw-dropping confessions.
How was ur day pookie, why werent u online today🫶 its unlike your chronically online self. 😖🥺
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u quoting yourself now 🗿
GIRLLLLLLL /gn TELL ME. trust i’ve been on reddit for a long time i KNOW THINGS.
ew. ok fine he’s kinda hot but still ew.
IKNOWWWW THAT THREAD. i was snooping around to read the stories of some ppl it was wild. WHY R THEY DMING YOU. 🙎‍♂️ i forgot u can dm ppl on reddit wait. NOT U COMPARING MEN TO NAOYA PLEASE
my day is good. it’s like six am for me and i’m at practice right now and my chest is on FIRE. it’s finishing up then i have long ass courses. 🙆‍♀️💖 maybe it was a bad idea to go outside and i’m not fully recovered from my deathly sick state but yolo.
BYEIM NOT CHRINICALLY ONLINE. tumblr scares me that’s why i barely be on here. im a lurker 🧿 im so bad at this tumblr thing im so busy i have like NOOOO times to write. my tumblr girl era is so fake how do ppl do this bestie 🤞
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Hogwarts Students!BTS
Admin River speaks: ok i’ve had this idea for sO long and I’ve been rereading the series again for the 5th time rip me. but yeah just these are my opinions pls dont attack me ddjjfjfjs. Also I made this a while ago and recently Namjoon wrote where the members would be, I know, I know. So without further ado, enjoyyyy 
Tae
• the cute Gryffindor who always seems to smile • messy hair • and robes • his shirt is usually unbuttoned a few buttons • loose tie • his wand behind his left ear • chaser !!! • usually gets out of trouble because none of the teachers seem to be able to r e s i s t his s m i l e • headmaster/mistress probably has a soft spot for him • probably has rlly good grades, like all O’s maybe a few E’s • “but, professor” • can be restless and talkative in class • is probably rlly into care of magical creatures • Hagrid would absolutely a d o r e him • just so full of life • in the choir bc yes boi • h o g s m e a d e especially when its s n o w i n g
• most likely part veela
• like have you s e e n him
• beauty right there • is able to smuggle in firewhiskey
• laughs when the other students cant drink it and make a face
• laughs even more when they watch in horror as he downs a cup
• “the hell, tae ???”
• j o k e s h o p
• loves the Weasley’s joke shop
• talks to the ghosts and portraits a lot
• has probs accidently charmed a couple ladies in the portraits
• which comes in handy when he finds out all these secret passages
• loves flower crowns and loves making them during the spring
• “here yoongi i made u one”
• “..... I'm more concerned as how u knew thats my favorite flower.”
• “that’s your favorite flower?”
• “.... forget i said anything.”
• k just imagine after a game he flies down from his broom with a huge grin and pushes he goggles up and so his hair is all wild and even more messy
• n he brings every1 in a group hug and cheers “we won, we won !!!”
• even if they dont win be celebrates with the other team
•...somtimes.. be gets pouty tho
• “we literally could have won that was a foul :(“
Jin • cute Hufflepuff • always so full of advice
• if u want u could set up a lil date with him at hogsmeade to just talk about your problems and sip a warm drink • so s o motherly • sometimes he has a loose tie and disheveled hair • he has rlly nice skin and the other students are like ??? tell me ur secrets ??? • hufflepuff’s dorms are by the kitchens so he probably made friends with the elves working there • can probably walk in and out whenever he wants • the few times he walks in late to class he probably has a few crumbs on his mouth or robes or maybe like some sugar or flour and its so e n d e a r i n g • such a good student • pays so much attention in class • sometimes wears those glasses, you know which ones • the girls probably all like him • and a few boys too hehe coughsnamjooncoughs • probably likes charms and maybe divination • he probably also likes herbology • also is probably in the choir because i mean have you h e a r d h i m • loves going to Hogsmeade • probably is pretty good friends with Madame Rosmerta • exchanges recipes with her • he seems so sophisticated and people probs look up to him a lot • p r e f e c t • h e a d  b o y
• tells so many jokes to first years
• windshield laugh
• u would think the first years would be scared but no???
• they end being less nervous and smile and giggle with him
• even jin gets slightly surprised
• they end up getting close with him and almost like his own kids
• “but jiiiiiiiiinnn”
• “fine :/”
• ok but he stops so many fights n things from escalating too quickly
• both in the dorms and in bts
• even a couple teacher drama incidents
• professors lowkey want him to stay n teach there
• gets so worried??? About people ???
• he has a nervous tick where he keeps rubbing his hands as if he's putting on lotion
• but if he's rlly worried he's absolutely still and that's probs when u should be worried too Yoongi • ok he was rlly hard • like i wanted to say slytherin but idk i felt like i was stereotyping a bit by looks • i wanted to say ravenclaw but like idk man • i think I’m settling for g r y f f i n d o r • he’s rlly brave, man, like he went through so m u c h and he is so strong and f i g h t s back yanno • some ppl probably can't understand why he’s a gryffindor and he wants to keep it like that lol • he’s never seen doing his hw most of the time but gets ??? Perfect scores??? • he unbuttons one button on his shirt because its t o o t i g h t dammit i cant breathe • also slightly loose tie • defense against the dark arts all the way bro • a knack for transfiguration but gets so flustered when the professor compliments him which means red cheeks and wide eyes for days • hypes up quidditch so m u c h • like if its rlly cold and its raining he’d be like ew gross no im not going • but is a l w a y s there • gummy smiles and screaming when they win • he’s rlly good at quidditch but never joined bc “too much responsibility” • he’s lowkey insecure about his skills but sshh dont tell anyone • probs joins like 5th year
• a beater probably
• helps with stress lol • he has so much confidence and ppl appreciate that and wish they had that
• joon gave him a music box once cause he thought it was rlly pretty n yoongi just fell in love with it
• ink stained fingers
Jimin • the cute hufflepuff everyone adores • hypes up friends 25/8 • talks in class and then gets sheepish and embarrassed when he gets called out to stop • will fight??? Anyone ??? Who messes with his friends ??? • but liek if u hurt him u suddenly got all of hufflepuff as ur enemy sorry bro • he’s so so sweet like he probably gives all his professors gifts for the holidays • homemade cookies (with the help of jin ofc) • probably takes up knitting so that he can make scarfs 4 his frens • always there at quidditch games and hypes all his friend even if they’re against each other • he’s so reliable??? • giggles 4 days • but liek he is so cute n innocent but has laser focus and is so passionate about getting things done some ppl are just ??? Slytherin tho ??? • he’s the loyalist loyal to ever loyal • he probs enjoys muggle studies • muggle studies and potions • he likes the fact that you get all these ingredients and then end up with this huge product that can save lives or end them   w i l d t • will stay up rlly late if u need someone to talk to • will also make sure u go to ur dorm safely and probably tuck u in
• the kind of person every1 wants 2 protect
• but dOnt be fooled this boi can be solo mischievous
• its ok tho he cute
• he's like hot chocolate with whipped cream and caramel sauce
• ya feel?
• will break the rules if he has to don't underestimate him
• don't underestimate him in general
Namjoon
• ravenclaw!!!
• this boi is so smart like he could have easily pursued a career academically n wasnt he top of his class too ?
• even if that's wrong his lyrics sure prove it right
• he would do certain things and ppl would be like typical ravenclaw
• at first he was proudful of his house but then he slowly started getting insecure
• he didn't want to be known as this typical ravenclaw
• but he soon realizes that it's ok because he's just being himself n if ppl need to label things then o well
• v awkward but so w i s e
• like he thinks of so many abstract ideas that like??? It's amazing??
• carries around a lil notebook full of stories and poems
• so much p a t i e n c e
• he also feels so deeply and sometimes feels like exploding so he probably gets in lil moods where he wants to be alone
• luckily he has his frens (bts) who r like uhm bro let's talk
• so sweet and just wants the best 4 ppl but its sometimes hard to express t h a t
• stresses out easily during exams
• laughs and smiles that make flowers grow
• p r e f e c t a n d h e a d b o y
• he does lil things like save u butterbeer if ur not feeling well or get u sum sweets from Hogsmeade
• such a sweetheart
• luvs spending time outside especially during the spring
• lowkey writes poetry about his friends
• he just appreciates them so much
• transfiguration and ancient runes boi
• l i b r a r y
• Filch probably picks on the poor boy like
• joon is running back to his dorm after a study session in the library
• n filch is like iTs AftEr Hours
• and joon is like ??? I have 5 minutes ???
• sometimes he goes wide eyes like a deer in the headlights when he panics or doesn't know what's going on omg protect this boi
Hoseok
• okAy he's Ravenclaw tOo fIght mE
• he is just so fascinated by learning new things like
• wth that plant can do that???
• that animal exists ???
• w ow i e
• ok but sunshine boi
• is absolutely excited about herbology and care of magical creatures
• also charms
• he's just always so excited to learn new things !!!
• he stresses easily tho and breaks down a lot bc he gets a lot of pressure to get good grades
• like boi that's not ravenclaw calm ya shit
• frens defend him 25/8
• keeper!!!
• he learns to keep his wand hidden in weird places and like pulls it out at random places and ppl are like ???
• lots of screamign and happiness
• ppl get annoyed but it's hoseok he can do no wrong
• asks weird questions that are somehow relevant to the subject but r so abstract that even some professors are baffled
• he's so flexible ???
• like some ppl r just ??? How the h e ck??
• n liek the lil shit he is he winks and says “magic”
• lots of “hobi why”
• charms banners for quidditch when he doesn't play so they're all pretty n cool
• the school doesn’t suspect it's him
• him sharing a bunk with namjoon !!!
• luvs visiting Hagrid with Tae
• always has a new piece of info about dragons 2 share with Hagrid
• robes r usually wrinkled
• him wearing flower crowns/ bracelets that tae makes
Jungkook
• okay so
• hear me out
• s l y t h e r i n
• he was 15 when he debuted n liek ???
• he's 19 now ?? Thats a lot of ambition and hard work
• also he's a meme n he's cunning when he wants stuff
• n he also said he can handle hard schedules but when bts starts to hurt that's when he feels bad like ???
• but liek he gets kinda insecure sometimes bc slytherin is “””””bad””””””
• but he gets a talk from namjoon that ppl will be like that n to just ignore because a house is just supposed to let u be surrounded by ppl who r similar to u to learn better
• he also lowkey gives him permission to beat any1 up
• when he was younger he would sometimes sneak to other dorms
• to be with one of the members since be was insecure n shy with his house members
• but he soon grew confident and made other friends and bts were like proud moms lol
• seeker!!!!
• he always feels bad going against his frens but they just wink at him n he gets confidence
• frequent visits to madame pomfrey bc he a daredevil smh
• joins choir like 3rd year
• he hesitated for so long because he's an insecure bab and !!!!
• but tae n jin r liek cmon boi ur very good let's do this
• he pretends to be a bad boi with bts but he barely gets a glimpse of a professor n he quickly straightens his tie n smooths down his shirt
• art !!!!
• he likes to sketch ppl
• “hey yoongi do this with ur hands”
• wavy haired jungkook 6th n 7th year !!!!!
• his book bag has at least 2 sketchbooks
• he would feel so bad when ppl would notice his robes and point and whisper
• but they realized how he actually was n how bts treated him
• vvvv talented
• catches on to concepts right away
• ppl think he likes defense against the dark arts but actually……..
• care of magical creatures is his fav
• probs lowkey likes astronomy
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luukeskywalker · 8 years
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Rules - copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in your own. when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person that tagged you….most importantly, have fun!
Tagged by @irhinoceri ouo a / age - 19, but not for much longer! i’m terrified b / biggest fear - Waking up and realizing the past four weeks have been nothing but a horrible, horrible nightmare. Because then I’d have to live through it all again and I am so tired. c / current time - 1:53PM PST! d / drink you had last - I am currently drinking a caramel apple spice from Starbucks. It tastes like how fall feels... I love it. e / everyday starts with - On days I have class, the alarm goes off at 7:30AM, I lie in bed for about twenty minutes whining about how I don’t want to get up, then I get dressed and go to class. On days I don’t have class, I sleep in till about 9-10:30AM and then I chill in bed on my phone for another hour before I finally get up.
f / favourite song - Boo tough question. Right now though I’d have to say either Stupid and Shallow or Blame It On The Girls (they both give me shippy feelings and I’m into that again, who would have guessed) g/ ghosts are real? - Yes. I live with ‘em. They’re not, like, “ghosts” in the way that media shows them, but I still think it counts.
h / hometown - Hillsborough! Right on the corner. It’s really easy to confuse the address because I live right between two “towns”. 
i / in love with - Rohan... enough said....
j / jealous of - Other writers who I perceive as being better than me? Most other writers? Yeah let’s go with that :P
k / killed someone - I’ve thought about it! But hasn’t everyone? Anyways, no.
l / last time you cried - Uh, like about a month ago or so. I was thinking about my dog. Still not quite ready to face the impending cold reality of his death. 
m / middle name - I have two! Alexandra and Mary.
n / number of siblings - One older brother, one older sister. I’m the youngest by ten years - my sister is turning thirty this year (woah holy shit I just realized that) and my brother is turning, like thirty four or something? o / one wish - I wish I had a stand, holy shit... more specifically I wish I had Crazy Diamond... life would be so much easier... okay maybe not easier but it sure would be more fun. p / person you last called/texted - Alex. Because we were talking shit about other students in our class. Haha.  q / questions you’re always asked - "are you doing your homework” or “hey man you wanna die?” both asked by Alex because all we ever do is bitch about doing homework and wishing for death
r / reasons to smile - Bro every moment I spend with Alex is a reason to smile.... but if u want other ones there’s caramel apple spice drinks, the Legend of Zelda, redwood trees, knowing that the mall I live next to had part of a Parks and Rec episode filmed in it (TREAT YO’SELF), that feeling you get when you finish writing something that’s taken you a really long time to work out, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, going grocery shopping with your friends, Star Wars, singing (with or without your friends - both are encouraged!), petting dogs, the sweet inevitability of death that claims us all... s / song last sang – Alex and I were singing along to The Sporting Life in my car.  t / time you woke up - 7:30AM! I sure do love being alive u / underwear colour - It’s a light blue with little mermaids on it.  v / vacation destination – Okay by myself I’d probably go to Hawaii and chill on the beach all day. But if I could go somewhere with someone I would steal Alex and go to Japan.  w / worst habit – I am currently procrastinating. I have a 3 page bio paper and a 5-10 minute presentation about myself due on Friday. I sure do wish for death. x / xrays you have had – Ohhh boy. Okay I have a story about this. So about two years ago, it was in February so wow, throwback, anyways, I just kept throwing up for no reason, and it would happen like once a week at a specific time (Sunday at 8 o’clock to be precise). And everyone was like “What’s wrong??” and I was like “I HAVE NO IDEA IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING” so we went to the doctors, and they were like, “Yo, it could be you’re allergic to gluten, or maybe you’re backed up shitwise, or maybe you got an infection, or maybe-” and so they did a bunch of tests on me. Took my blood, took some x-rays of my body, et cetera. 
Anyways during that like, solid week of waiting for the test results back, my mom had assumed the problem was I was allergic to gluten. So she went on a huge shopping trip to get all these gluten-free products, and forbid me from eating gluten, even at school where I had no control over what the lunch ladies made that day (I love the lunch ladies at my high school I would kill for them, but that’s not the point lol). ANYWAYS I was like “nah fuck that” and kept with my normal morning routine of eating a cheese bagel for breakfast. So the tests come back in and the doctor gets me on the phone and is like “Yeah, so, the problem was really obvious once we got your x-rays. You’re full of shit. Literally. Drink laxatives 3 times a day and you should be fine.” 
And so I did that. And I got better.  y / your favourite food - Meatloaf. But I’m kinda picky about it... it’s gotta be The Good Kind, you know? z / zodiac sign - Taurus/Gemini cusp! And I’m the year of the Ox. 
I’m supposed to tag multiple people but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m just gonna tag @kakyoinmylove and anyone else who wants to do it!! Make sure to @ me if you do, I want to see your answers ^^
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