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barkingangelbaby · 7 months

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okay last rb inspired me to Overshare with y'all so! fun fact about me! my older sister and I were Bad Kids and one day we literally smoked an entire pack of my dad's cigs (I feel like there's no way we were actually inhaling tho?? I hope lmao) while he was napping with my baby brother. like using the burners on the stove to light them, then we ran out of his cigs so we tried lighting socks on fire (didn't work), then moved on to papers we found. she had me hold them & told me when to blow them out but didn't tell me to SO my hand literally caught on fire and I got second degree burns. much later in life I learned we were burning fucking BILLS omg.

ANYWAY. that's the story about how I developed asthma at 5 years old babeeey

#my poor dad dude!!!#mans was exhausted watching a toddler and two Bad Kids while his wife was dying #idk why I'm sharing this but! i think it's kinda funny #my life is a joke and im the punchline #omg that also reminded me in middle school my friend gave me a pack of cigs and i literally smoked one in my bedroom #with the window closed.?? then ran ariund the house trying to make it not smell bc im a fucking idiot #i somehow don't have asthma anymore but phew what a dumb life #but omg can you imagine youre taking a nap with your 2 y/o & wake up to ur kid on fire????#i should probably delete this lmao #rAMbles

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