#i still cant get over the 20 gold potions bit tho. i tried to get them lower but the dude didnt seem to wanna fuck so like w/e lol | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

orcelito · 2 years

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fang successfully flirted his way into buying 5 health potions for 20 each (when theyre usually 50). a 250 gold value for 100 gold. and then we got a ride out to the flaming ship where we r gonna try to Help People. except fang is oh so little and fire is NOT his specialty..........................

#speculation nation #but i have 6 health potions now and a whole lotta spunk #i ALSO have fireball. which. is counterproductive with trying to get people OUT of the burning ship lmfao #like most of my spells r trying to remain unseen. charming people. or otherwise just being a slippery lil fuck #i still cant get over the 20 gold potions bit tho. i tried to get them lower but the dude didnt seem to wanna fuck so like w/e lol #Fang's got bigger concerns rn anyways #B U T if it got him cheaper potions. he's done more for less b4 lmfao #listen ive never been the Seducer kind of player in dnd #and like im still not really #but fang is literally a sex worker and is used to Doing Stuff if it benefits him so like #it's literally nothing in his mind to throw that in to sweeten the pot for bargaining lmao #it's. certainly interesting to play a sex worker tho . Was Not Entirely On Purpose #it was just part of how he was created as a character & it was so essential to his brand of weirdness that i could Not get rid of it #very much the like. he just doesnt give a shit about physical whatever. he knows he's pretty. so he uses that to his advantage #he's not especially attached to the job but he also is perfectly fine keeping doing it #it keeps him fed so he's fine with that #but ALSO. it brings a certain amount of uhhhh Context for the way he looks at the world lmao #i didnt want to play the kind of character where it's like. the sex work is their Entire Thing. & theyre just flirting left and right #he really doesnt care about it from a personal standpoint. he just doesnt really care about sex?#it's just an activity. and it can get him money and gifts. so he'll do it if it benefits him #god. i really do love him so much.#he's got such an interesting outlook on life. it's so fun to play him.#also lmfao @ several people being like Where's Fang?! and he's just doin his own thing #the State Of Fang is not thinking about how he's worrying people with his actions and just kinda focusing on what's in front of him #his mom is worried SICK bc she heard from the others about the shit.#and meanwhile fang is halfway across the map flirting to get cheap health potions bc he was literally at 7 hp #out of 24 lmao. im level 5 so that's BAD but cant help it #squishy. at least i have mage armor up. and SIX health potions!!!!#i have many thoughts about dnd and it's mostly me holding fang My Boy up and rotating him in my mind #fang

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