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[tumbld-out-of-my-bed]

So, I finally gave in and watched the first season of Our Flag Means Death and here are my thoughts on it:

-I've been pronouncing Stede wrong all along

-He reminds me of Aziraphale w that hair haha

-Nvm, he IS Aziraphale (seriously? The parallels are INSANE, y'all were not kidding)

-When will he meet Ed

-I want Jim to be a lesbian

-Damm, what's up w Middle Aged couple representation being all soft blonde bitchy man and goth disillusioned angry man who's secretly soft

Not that I'm complaining

-THEY COME UP WITH AN ARRANGEMENT, HOLY FUCK

-"Massive Aggression" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, COMEDY GOLD I've been laughing at this for a while now

-Sorry, I was wrong. PYRAMID SCHEME IS COMEDIC GOLD

-Okay, got v engrossed, so we'll just ignore I forgot to do this for Ep 6

-I love how everyone is unproblematically accepting Jim and their pronouns. This is how it should be.

-Okay, I take back my Aziraphale comment. Azi could never replace someone's books w the ones he's read before. He'd hoard all of them, that beautiful bastard of a hedonist

-"Oh my god, this is really happening" ME

I know I know, I'm supposed to know what happens in the end, but hey! It's still kinda insane, okay?

- *sees Ed thrash a Snake into oblivion* *nods head* Crowley Kinnie

-OHMYGOD THEY WERE CO-CAPTAINS

-Jealous!Stede is my baby. I need to go hug him

-Nooooooooo, Karl!!!

-Yes, we're all children of Divorce, Black Pete... Don't rub salt on his wounds

-"Friend"

-"Various stages of fucking each other over" I think the over was definitely not needed here

-"You came back" "Never left" OKAY, I SEE WHY Y'ALL WERE LOSING YOUR MINDS OVER THIS

-They're standing up for Stede

Found family T_T

-HE'S WILLING TO GIVE EVERYTHING UP FOR STEDE??? WTFFF, MY HEART!

-Okay, I low-key wish I went into the end blind. Not that it didn't still make my heart sink to the bottom of my chest, but the sucker punch of it all didn't come as hard. But gosh, I'm so excited about S2

(...and I get to see it immediately MWAHAHAHA)

(...I'm sorry)