#i swear if we don't get aziraphale and crowley in that south downs cottage..

[ineffable-rohese]

Rohese_Purrs Fanfic Index

Updated June 29, 2024

I'm Rohese (sounds like Rose) and I write stuff! Some short bits and WIP excerpts will get posted to Tumblr, but final versions and full length longer pieces are all on AO3 as Rohese_Purrs.

If anyone wants to be added to my tag list for new fic, please let me know!

Aziraphale/Crowley fic, currently leaning towards dark/BDSM smut, with about even doses of angst and sweetness. Or sometimes just atmospheric vignettes. And occasionaly outright fluff. I'll add the main features/warnings here, but check the AO3 link for full tags. Also, for some of the heavier ones there will be an end note with more spoilery content notes, because I prefer to be surprised when reading, but I know there are people who don't.

Surprisingly long list of writings after the jump!

Stand Alones

Fog and Slate

<1K, G rated

Aziraphale is Falling. Crowley knows what it's like to fall. A dreaming.

Just Enough of a Bastard

7K, E rated

Features Ineffable Wives, wing kink, reasonable humanish-level consenual BDSM play.

Flood Waters

5.7K, E rated, Warning: Rape/ Non-Con

Crowley has been unseen for too long, and decides to show Aziraphale how much of a Demon they can be. Features Dark Crowley (in snake, demon, and human-shaped forms), Aziraphale POV. Please read the tags; Dead Doves abound.

Pretense (WIP)

17.7K, 6/7 chapters, E Rated

Aziraphale hungers; Crowley longs. Together, they try to pretend. Features Hedonist Aziraphale and Demisexual Crowley exploring a wide variety things together. Most of the story takes place in Rome, 41 AD. I swear I'll finish the last chap someday...

I Know Nothing

<1K, E Rated

Prose poem, written in response to ineffabildaddy's gorgeous "I Know".

An Angel's Devout Prayer

<1K, E Rated

Sacred queer sexuality as smutty Good Omens poetry.

On Apple Tree Duty (WIP)

4.3K, 3/? chapters, M rated (E if you're a tree)

"Ah, okay, so, in the beginning, in the Garden, there was, well, he was a wily old serpent and I was technically on apple tree duty..."

What if Apple Tree Duty was a bit more literal than we thought? And what if the Fruit of the Tree of the Knoweldge of Good and Evil needed the help of both and angel and a demon to be created?

Features Snake Crawly/Tree Aziraphale. This is both Bible fanfic and Bible fanfic fanfic.

Love Like Blood on a Serpent's Tongue

16.1K, E Rated, Warning: Non-con/dubcon

Written for the 2024 GO Song and Poetry Exchange, based on Crawling by Linkin Park.

Features Dark Prince of Hell Crowley, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale, and Crowley/Dagon fucking-to-friends, pining while fucking, and a lot of self-loathing, ending in Big Damn Romance. Mind the tags on this one.

Divine Intervention

8.7K, E Rated

Written for the 2024 High Pollen Count event.

Armageddon was called off a good six months ago, but Aziraphale and Crowley still aren't talking about what really matters. Thankfully for them, certain deities love a good wager...

Fluff all the way down. Features a couple of Norse gods doing what they're best at - getting people (or people-shaped beings) to fuck.

Body, Heart, and Soul series

E rated, unless otherwise stated

Complete unless otherwise stated

Series Overview: The Second Great War is over. Aziraphale has been banished to Earth, and Crowley is bound to him under penalty of destruction. The stories are snapshots of their retirement together and they all work as stand alones. Features Sadistic Dom Aziraphale/masochist sub Crowley and South Downs Cottage domesticity. Genders and body shapes are all fluid.

Series Warnings: heavy "we're immortal (probably) and have magic healing powers" levels of sadomasochism; dubcon/noncon/consenual noncon (which is which is sometimes unclear even to them or me); possible main character death eventually (though I don't know if I can bring myself to write it). These beings are all kinds of messed up and work through it in all sorts of "don't try this at home" ways.

But also they love each other deeply and portions veer dangerously close to tooth rotting levels of fluff.

Listings are in publishing order. Someday I'll have a master timeline for this series, but that day is not today.

An Awfully Big Adventure

3.4 K

Crowley is existentially bored, and decides the only way to end his boredom is to end his life. Aziraphale has to Remind him of some things.

Features a very sharp dagger, blood, and Bake Off references.

Paradise

200 words, G Rated

Just a quiet morning in Paradise. An accidental double drabble that I wrote to clear my head.

Not While I'm Around

8.5K

Aziraphale and Crowley signed a contract to save Crowley’s life. Now they have to figure out how to live with the consequences.

Features physical and emotional violence (some of it sexy), lots of blood, bureaucratic coercion by Heaven/Hell, an ending which is surface level happy (but they still both need a lot of therapy which they won't get, hence everything that happens after.)

Breathless

<1K

Sometimes you just need someone else to take control for a while.

Features Service Top Snake Crowley, asphyxiation, cuddles.

Ecstasy

4.8K

After a night with some atypical role reversal, Crowley makes breakfast for Aziraphale and gets herself in trouble in the process.

This one is pure silly domestic sweetness. And edging.

Collapse

13.5K

Aziraphale helps Crowley through the immediate aftermath of a tragedy.

Features pet play, caretaking, Crowley whump, consensual torture (skippable), grief. The conses very much quence in this one, but it's also rooted in deep love and care.