#i talk and its probably something weird

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all seems pretty traditional on the flavours - paul must be happy

(it’s so sad he’s never had a flavour outside of what was popular in victorian england - poor little bread bitch)

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

i’d like to see the judges having to bake alongside the contestants - then they

1) wouldn’t be able to bake 32 items only to pick the best 6 to show on telly as a ‘perfect’ bake everyone should be able to do in an hour

2) wouldn’t be able to say ‘here’s everything i would have done in this situation’ like it matters - they’d have to put their money where their gobs are

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

what a completely avoidable situation - if only someone - the person who set the task perhaps- could have done something to prevent this from happening

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

when you put your bread in for 20 minutes but there’s only 15 minutes left

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

you can literally see the pure hatred in paul’s eyes whenever he has to commend someone on their creativeness because he knows he’ll never have the imagination to anything half as good

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

if so many needed ‘a bit longer in the oven’ then maybe, just maybe, you didn’t give them enough time???

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

bakers getting on with their tasks vs paul over their shoulders:

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

paul when someone focuses on getting an education over baking:

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

why the fuck is he talking like the killer whale looks bad???? that shit looks so dope

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

not josh’s cake being as bland as he is

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

but where did bonus contestant josh’s nan place in all this??

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

okay so we can all agree it’s not pastry week but pie week right?

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

ayyyyyyyy go on lad!!!!

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

conspiracy on ‘paul’ and his hugs: the real paul ran off with that tory he was eyefucking last year and this is actually an intern in a skin suit

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

‘take a last look at my face because i’m going home tonight’ - the drama! i love her so much