#i think ed would think eduardo is so cool. he would be so flattered

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ed and ed………..

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college au reddie 🥺🥺

Ava: okayyyyyyyy

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Eddie: *running around the track bc hes on the track team* (hes wearing booty shorts;) )

Richie: *w watching lMAO*

Eddie: *comes over to get water* Rich what are doing here?

Richie: i’m here because i want to be, wow am i not allowed to be here?

Eddie: well I mean only the football team and track team is supposed to be down here right now..but I'll accept this

Richie: is it because i’m your favorite and you love me? *poke*

Eddie: maybe, now quit staring at my butt

Richie: damn, how do you expect me to do that?

Eddie: oh shut it Tozier, arent you supposed to be in History right now anyways?

Richie: history is for dorks, i’d much rather spend my time here

Eddie: so you can stare at my butt *ruffles his hair*

Richie: it’s hot dude, i don’t make the rules

Eddie's coach: kaspbrak get going!!

Eddie: see ya later alligator *runs*

Richie: *lmao waves*

LATER: HI WHATS UP GANG

Sun: set

Eddie: *laying down on his bed doing homework while listening to music with his epic earbuds* this is so easy oh my god

Richie: *leaps onto eddie’s bed oops* what’s up eds

Eddie: *takes out his earbuds* oh hi

Richie: it’s so colddd *SNATCHES the edwards hands*

Eddie: you know you have your own bed- and you have homework to do- I love you but I dont want you to fail, I should help you study-

Richie: help me do more than study *wink wonk*

Eddie: Richie please- not now, later- I'm busy

Richie: nooo you’re so boring *leech* i’m not going to do my homework, what’re you going to do about that HUH?

Eddie: well I'm not helping you with your boner right now

Richie: okay rude wow *kiss uwu* i’m gonna spit into your homework because you’re a nerd

Eddie: no! *puts his homework in his bag* *sits up*

Richie: why don’t you love meeee *falls onto edward lmao*

Eddie: oh I love you so much *blush man bc thy roach is on top of him*

Random girl: *walks in* classes are canceled tomo- OH MY GOD THEYRE DOING IT *runs out*

Richie: damn wow that was intense *kisses the edward owo*

Eddie: *kisses the Roach*

Richie: *keeps kissing the edward oop*

Eddie: *giggly boye* I love you

Richie: i love you too dork *kisses the edwards neck oops*

Eddie: if you give me a hickey I swear to god- I have a track meet tomorrow

Richie: so? who cares *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *kisses the roach*

Richie: *makes out with the edward 😳*

Stan: *walks in* guys I'm really bored- OH

Richie: *redredredred* god stan, wrong time my guy

Stan: sorry...have fun *closes the door*

Eddie: whatever *kisses the roach*

Richie: i’m tired and cold *kisses eddie’s forehead 😳👉👈*

Eddie: then go to sleep

Richie: sleep with me aHAHA

Eddie: okayyyy *lays down and opens his arms*

Richie: *leech* i love your dumb face *kiss*

Eddie: I love your adorable hot face

Richie: that’s not fair i feel bad for calling your face dumb now *kiss*

Eddie: it's okay I love you

Richie: what time is it? is it socially acceptable to sleep right now?

Eddie: yes Rich...go to sleep

Richie: okay cool. love you *kiss uwu* *l33ch* *S133P*

Eddie: *at 10 am* WHEN A GIRL GETS CURVY AND THE BOYS ALL DROOL!! (Hes singing-)

Richie: *falls off the bed lmao* wHAT THE FRESH FLYING FUCK

Eddie: *making eggs while singing*

Richie: *lmao sTANDS* you woke me up ughhh *hugs the edward from behind*

Eddie: *yelps* oh goodmorning!!!

Richie: hi spaghetti man *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *turns around* hi Trashmouth

Richie: what’re you doing? *kisskisskisskiss*

Eddie: cooking for my future husband

Richie: wow i’m flattered *hug uwu* how’s your morning

Eddie: my morning is going great now that you're awake, you're gonna be alone today because I have my track meet

Richie: what? no, ew i’m going with you, you have no say in it

Eddie: I swear you only go to them because I wear booty shorts

Richie: NO-! it’s because I want to uhh, love and support my boyfriend

Eddie: so if I started wearing booty shorts here, you wouldn't like that?

Richie: okay see you got me there buddy why would you say that that is so weird of course i would like it duh

Eddie: exactly

Richie: um excuse you sir

Eddie: well enjoy your breakfast, I have to change and then meet the team down at the feild

Richie: can’t you just like, skip it for today

Eddie: no Richie, I cant

-when Eddie gets back-

Eddie: *literally dripping sweat* Richie I'm back-

Richie: *lmao watching high school musical* shhhHHHH

Eddie: *walks into the living room wearing booty shorts* huh?

Richie: babe you’re fucking hot and i love you but shhh troy bolton

Eddie: okay yeah cool imma take a shower, dont burn down campus

-after his shower??-

Eddie: *walks into the living room wearing one of Richies shirts and short shorts teehee*

Richie: *watching hsm 2 now* come watch my movie with me

Eddie: *sits down next to the Roach* we need to pay the water bill- we need more cold water, it's so hot in the shower like SO hot

Richie: *literally not focusing on eddie* something else in here is like SO hot

Eddie: oh shut up *kiss owo*

Richie: *pulls the edward into his lap* who’s the best high school musical character

Eddie: *blush man* uhhhhhhh Troy

Richie: i don’t like troy he’s an asshole

Eddie: *faces the roach* then who do you like?

Richie: you, but also sharpay *kiss owo*

Eddie: I feel like I barely have pants on right now- why are all your shirts so big

Richie: i could make you barely have pants on

Eddie: I mean no one is stopping you-

Richie: i’m aware, i’m just busy watching the movie

Eddie: *hugs the roach while hes in his lap*

Richie: i love you *kiss uwu*

Eddie: I love you too, but why do you HAVE to have a boner right now

Richie: ryan evans is really hot

Eddie: you're really hot- wait no- well you are but I didn't mean to say that

Richie: *kisskisskisskisskiss* thanks for the ego boost

Eddie: *blush man* welcome

Richie: *makes out with eduardo a heehee*

later: hi

Eddie: *literally panting-* that happened

Richie: oops, you have to cover your neck tomorrow *literally on top of eddie, oops*

Eddie: *looks up at the roach* I probably dont, people already think I lost my v card awhile ago so they expect this

Richie: oh, so you wanna fuck then?

Eddie: maybe, maybe not

Richie: wow how horny of you

Eddie: pardon me kind sir

Richie: i will pardon you *YEEHAWYEEHAWYEEHAW*

Eddie: RICHIE NO MORE

Richie: why not *y yeehaw*

Eddie: *sits up* I'm tired Rich-

Richie: ughhh fine i’m sleeping on the couch because that’s what cool kids do

Eddie: weirdo

Richie: shut the lights off when you leave *fLops onto the couch*

Eddie: *kisses his forehead* goodnight

Richie: you missed *kisses the edward* okay goodnight

Eddie: *ruffles his hair* goodnight *walks to his room*

Richie: *slEEp*

later: egg

rain: awooooga

thunder: plot device

time: 2 AM

hotel: trivago

Eddie: *in the kitchen*

Lights: aight imma head out

Power: bye

Eddie: OH SHI- *SLIPS*

Richie: *sleeping still lmao*

Eddie: *runs over to the couch and taps the roach* Richieeeee

Richie: shhh it’s sleep time *half asleep lmao*

Eddie: baby theres a storm *sits next to him*

Richie: that sucks harder than your mom *tired laugh lmao*

Eddie: okay calm down you're like half asleep *plays with his hair*

Richie: since when were you awake??? *tIRED*

Eddie: I was getting a drink and then I slipped and fell so I came in here

Richie: oh shoot did you fall for me?

Eddie: I did that when I was 14

Richie: i did that way earlier than you, haha nerd *cling*

Eddie: oh shush *keeps playing with his hair*

Richie: shhhh wanna hear a secret?? *giggly boye lmao*

Eddie: sure Richie

Richie: i think you’re really pretty and i love you a lot but shhhh don’t tell anyone

Eddie: Richie- everyone already knows that

Richie: No they don’t-!

Eddie: richie calm down- go to sleep *brings him in his bed*

Richie: *grabby hand thing* sleep sleep sleep

Eddie: okay Richie- *lays down and opens his arms* c'mere

Richie: *leech* i love you

Eddie: I love you too Rich

Richie: *kiss uwu* okay sleepy time *sSLEEP*