#i thought i was making pico de gayo but i was trying to make salsa verde dear lord
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#just me hi#hehehehehheheeh#so silly that i'm so giddy over this hfshfbh#/meanwhile my rb-blog with posts in the 5 digit areas:#/eheehhehehehehhehe#//OKAY so now tomorrow is thanksgiving so how is your war-prepping going ??#so far i've managed to screw up cutting onions and also spelling oinion. incredible work from me :D#listen though; HOW funkin WET are those things supposed to be ???#i've never cut an oinion that was so wet it was funkin DRIPPING. why are you WET#and it was so intent on making me cry man hfbhsfs#i was like Pouring tears. my brother got concerned lamodsvfhs#and then it turned out i didn't even need to dice the damn thing so WHAT was i doing that for#i thought i was making pico de gayo but i was trying to make salsa verde dear lord#and i ended up having to cut a different oinion in half and then tossing that in the crock pot#and then you won't believe what that mothertrucker did though#when it started boiling it started releasing the SPORES. into the AIR#and i was the ONLY ONE affected#i had to go to the bathroom on the other side of the HOUSE hbfvhsbvsdbvshfhvsbf#i'm tellinggggg youuuuuu they have it out for me man#//anywya gtg help my dad w/ the tamale meat now toodles#he says i have to be supervised in the kitchen. which is fair i'm ngl lmaofbshfs
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