#i wanted to do shiori and kozue too but i got tired lol

[mistninja]

Revolution!

[ladyloveandjustice]

sometimes I just remember the Utena dating sim game and the fact that it exists and it’s official (and I liveblogged playing it) and it’s so amazing

- you can date Touga but then he’ll immediately burn everything you gave him as soon as you leave the school like what were you even expecting there

-there’s a secret route where you “steal” Anthy from Utena because Anthy gives Utena a loony tunes hammer instead of a sword to fight you with and utena is like “wtf why anthy” and she’s like “i dunno pranks” then you get into an erotic backwashing scene with her but I guess anthy immediately gets tired of you because utena “wins her back” the next day.

-if you get close to Miki Kozue pushes you down the stairs and he’s like “lol  she does that sometimes i forgot to tell you” SUPER CASUALLY 

-Juri is a gamer. AN ELITE GAMER.

-Juri keeps a razor blade on her at all times

-you can be a healthy romantic option for Juri and show her yes other women will love her and she doesn’t have to be ashamed, but she REFUSES to get over Shiori so instead she gives YOU a locket with HER picture to pine over because she wants YOU to be a tragic gay too. juri why.

-you can get carnapped by akio as a bad end but you spend the entire time being very confused about his melodramatic way of speaking and pointing out how stupid it is but he ignores you

-Utena will comment on how hot your naked body is while showering and how she wants to touch it and you’ll be like “youre checking me out huh” and she’ll be like BNO!DSDFENOEFFEno IM A NORMAL GIRL WHO WANTS A NORMAL GUY imefew3gs THIS NEVER HAPPENED” immediately

-Kozue dates the antagonist lady and then Miki’s like “she didn’t come home last night?” and Anthy’s like “probably fucking someone” and you try to do damage control “uh she could just be staying at another’s girl’s place! Sleepovers!” and Anthy’s like “true! She could be fucking a girl” and Utena is like “WHAT ANTHY WAIT WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT???” and anthy’s like “what i said bitch”

-the student council positions are chosen in order of age so Touga and Saionji only got to be prez and vice prez be default. Utena is like “THAT’S SO STUPID???” and Touga just shrugs.

and that’s just scratching the surface. what a thing.