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The Ultimate Dakota Royale

Fairly long, slightly violent.

Highlights

The Bloodbath:

Film Director Dakota, Pharmacist Dakota, Cannibal Dakota, and Dogkota share everything they gathered before running.

Drowning Dakota attacks Drag Dakota, but Hunter Dakota protects her, killing Drowning Dakota.

Day 1:

Chorus Dakotas accidentally step on a landmine.

Pirate Dakota severely slices Mime Dakota with a sword.

Dogkota dies trying to escape the arena.

Gender-Bent Dakota sets an explosive off, killing Animator Dakota, and Platypus Dakota.

Crafter Dakota discovers a river.

Night 1:

Lover Dakota strangles Surgeon Dakota with a rope.

Conservationist Dakota begs for Teenage Rock Band Dakotas to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Conservationist Dakota.

Gender-Bent Dakota attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Steve loses sight of where he is.

Kazoo Dakota passes out from exhaustion.

Day 2:

Chef Dakota attacks Smart Dakota, but he manages to escape.

Actor Dakota, Mafia Boss Dakota, and Kazoo Dakota track down and kill Cowboy Dakota.

Depressed Dakota kills Tattooist Dakota as he tries to run.

Cannibal Dakota discovers a river.

Night 2:

Kazoo Dakota's trap kills Pharmacist Dakota.

Steve bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Astronomer Dakota and Nauseous Dakota threaten a double death. It fails and they die.

Day 3:

Crafter Dakota throws a knife into Violent Dakota's head.

Chief Dakota convinces Birthday Suit Dakota to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Welder Dakota questions his sanity.

Night 3:

Chef Dakota sets Mermaid Dakota on fire with a molotov.

Hunter Dakota, Cannibal Dakota, and Lifeguard Dakota get into a fight. Cannibal Dakota triumphantly kills them both.

Crafter Dakota kills Painter Dakota with a sickle.

Day 4:

Kazoo Dakota sets an explosive off, killing Lover Dakota, and Really Smelly Dakota.

Smart Dakota attacks Teenage Rock Band Dakotas, but Pirate Dakota protects him, killing Smart Dakota

Chef Dakota stabs Window Cleaner Dakota in the back with a trident.

Arena Event:

A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena.

Wood Carver Dakota is sucked into the hurricane. Murderer Dakota stabs Chef Dakota, then pushes him close enough to the hurricane to suck him in. Film Director Dakota tries to save Teenage Rock Band Dakotas from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well. Country Western Dakotas is incapacitated by flying debris and dies.

Crafter Dakota stabs Prop Dakota, then pushes him close enough to the hurricane to suck him in.

Depressed Dakota is incapacitated by flying debris and dies. Actor Dakota is sucked into the hurricane. Chief Dakota pushes Cosplayer Dakota into an incoming boulder.

Cannibal Dakota tries to save Welder Dakota from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in.

Grave-Digger Dakota stabs Mafia Boss Dakota, then pushes him close enough to the hurricane to suck him in.

Dakota is sucked into the hurricane.

Night 4:

Chief Dakota throws a knife into Murderer Dakota's head.

Drag Dakota attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Day 5:

Chief Dakota, Grave-Digger Dakota, Crafter Dakota, and Three-Headed Dakota track down and kill Drag Dakota. Cavendish Dakota bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Kazoo Dakota questions his sanity.

Night 5:

Grave-Digger Dakota sees a fire, but stays hidden. Pirate Dakota cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Day 6:

Pirate Dakota receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Kazoo Dakota tries to sleep through the entire day. Three-Headed Dakota travels to higher ground.

Night 6:

Kazoo Dakota accidentally steps on a landmine. Crafter Dakota passes out from exhaustion. Three-Headed Dakota destroys Pirate Dakota's supplies while he is asleep.

Day 7:

Grave-Digger Dakota strangles Three-Headed Dakota with a rope. Pirate Dakota is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Chief Dakota dies from hypothermia.

Night 7′s Uneventful

Day 8:

Pirate Dakota overpowers Crafter Dakota, killing him. Grave-Digger Dakota falls into a pit and dies.

And Our Winner Is:

Pirate Dakota from district 8!

District Rankings:

1. District8 2. District7 3. District3 4. District1 5. District6 6. District2 7. District5 8. District4 9. District12 10. District10 11. District9 12. District11

Kill Winning:

4: Chief Dakota 4: Kazoo Dakota 4: Crafter Dakota 3: Pirate Dakota 3: Grave-Digger Dakota 2: Gender-Bent Dakota 2: Cannibal Dakota 2: Chef Dakota 1: Three-Headed Dakota 1: Hunter Dakota 1: Depressed Dakota 1: Actor Dakota 1: Mafia Boss Dakota 1: Teenage Rock Band Dakotas 1: Murderer Dakota 1: Lover Dakota