#i will give him watergate salad and he will be very happy

[thebrideoftiffany]

not to traumatize him even more but Sam should experience a midwestern jello salad… to keep him on his toes

listen. i’m midwestern. and i am enjoyer of the jello based salads (sweet not savory never savory jello). and i think, sam, with his lets say unrefined palate given years of just eating what he can, would rock with a sweet dish, no matter how conceptually horrifying it is.